Paul Bukoyvey

KSU 'It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.' - Steven Wright

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

"ill have a virgin jack daniels, neat"
"sir that's just a glass"
"what im saying is i want a neat glass"

[Gabe Gerry @GabeGerry]

Had a dream that the bag was chasing ME

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

Facebook is alcohol
Twitter is cigs
Instagram is weed
Snapchat is MDMA

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

@archillect

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

the wife of bath type beat

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

you've heard of targeted ads? well this is targeted Chads

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

if i had to choose only one bit i could do for the rest of my life it'd be referring to money as "bones"

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

The government is really out here giving us $1200 one time when it costs $1500/day for access to Fort Zancudo.

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

@samipetrucci ill buy twitter bots for you im serious

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

My aesthetic is just saying "it's all about defensive pool" after making a bad shot in pool

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

Y'all really be out here making fun of horoscope girls but then talking to the magic conch shell

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jörmungandr Succumbs To First Recorded Case Of Human-To-God Coronavirus Transmission https://t.co/c1IIQ6f3jW

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

I saw a bumper sticker that said "look out for motorcycles". Why exactly should I be looking out? Is a motorcycle really gonna do that much damage to my car if we collide? If they were smart it'd say "look out for cars", lots of idiots driving those things.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Unclear Which Beach House Song This Is, Reports Lead Singer Of Beach House https://t.co/iwf6p8lwzU

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

some day irony will become so mainstream that i can say "following nihilist arby's isn't a personality trait"

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Remember: our "crazy idea" of universal health care is a reality in:

Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Chile
Czech Rep.
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
S. Korea
Spain
Sweden
Switz.
Turkey
U.K.

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

@_rachaelcathey Delete this

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

is a single emoji called an emojo

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

@PhilOrPJ Ah yes the second declension

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Unlike Pete Buttigieg I don't have 40 billionaires contributing to my campaign from the pharmaceutical industry and Wall Street.

We have 1.5 million hard-working Americans who want real change. #DemDebate

[Paul Bukoyvey @Dumpus102]

Take out student loans and use them to bet on Trump winning the election. If you win, you're set. If you lose, Bernie will forgive the student loan debt.