Evan Dumbcan

26 | Chicago

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

Do I smoke weed? Nah. I don't need drugs to feel confused and paranoid

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@regularaugust Honestly I thought more people would be talking about the age gap, but it's just people rehashing shit that was settled over a decade ago

[Forecheck Establisher @Canussy_PR]

I don't usually post my writing, but in this instance, I'll make an exception

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@who_elseisbored @CasIsStillTired ibisPaint X

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@qasmoks I would like to begin my coffee order by recognizing that I am ordering it on unceded Potawatomi land

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@dollbunyan I'll be your friend! I do live in a major city but I haven't been here that long and making new friends as an adult is hard

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@Feldfrog Phrenologiggley

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@rxtslvt420

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

Is Santa Claus real? Does this stripper like me? Should I send $700 in visa gift cards to the pretty lady I met on the internet? Better find out. I should find out, right?

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@opalthedoor77 I've been using stuff like "kiddo" and "sport," though I think they're more effective in person

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@headphoneemoji It starts around 24 in my experience

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@mashacore_ I know a dane isn't talking shit

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

Did I say something wrong?

[✮⋆˙𝔢𝔪𝔦˙ ⋆ ✮ @emiikyu]

he will be spared today

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@grovymango A sonicxmario pause

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

Chuck Grassley is older than FM radio

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

2day is day 38 of the Schumer Shutdown

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@midaeros Welp. Not much I can do about that at this point

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

I won't be silenced

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@janeremover Luxembourg

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@monkslice Out of your eternal and undying love for the vancouver canucks

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

A group of white boys is called a Weezer

[Evan Dumbcan @dunc_ev]

@annicunty I'd storm the capitol for him