That One Guy

If you thought funerals were awkward then just wait till the strippers start bumping and grinding. Views are my own

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

*Them* "WTF is wrong with you?!?!"
*Me* "Lets focus on what is right with me. It's a much shorter list."

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@humble its been 44 days. How do you still not have keys?

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@FedExHelp just have to ask, do you always try to shake down the end customer when you deliver or is it a Monday thing?

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧 THIS POST to get a Tiny Tina's Wonderlands SKELETON KEY code and 🦄 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 @PlayWonderlands!

You'll need it for Shattering Spectreglass 💀

More & Terms: https://t.co/tQG14rsduG

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@mrdfood today I ordered from you, you took my money and then told me that my card was declined. I checked with @AbsaSouthAfrica and you did take the money.

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

/me starts saving for a CCR2116-12G-4S+

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

It woudn't be Xmas if there wasn't any Diablo3
#HailDiablo #DiabloPromo

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@biclogic *cough* https://t.co/BytUqdBx7D *cough*

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@AbsaSouthAfrica helps me build character by been offline. #WhenYouCantMoveYourMoney

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

I don't know why I didn't realise this sooner but the movie/book Dune... it's all about space cocaine.

[StandUpQuoteOfTheDay @DevStandUpQuote]

"Are you seeing anyone?"

"Like a hallucination, a therapist, or a lover? You are going to have to be more specific"

#StandUpQuoteOfTheDay

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@wolfen351 You wanted to move far away...................

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@nixcraft Maybe change the -f to -F in case the log file gets rotated

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@jabofh Well... your first mistake was to try and use them.

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

Q: Name a leading cause of work place injuries.
A: Devs who 'sudo chmod -R 777 /etc'

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Unlucky fella. Meme based upon @SrGrafo2 comic.

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@TAKEALOT its been now 2 weeks since I placed an order with you, and the order's status is still 'Awaiting Payment' even though @mobicred has done the payment. How do you have an integrated payment system yet still can not find the payment confirmation?

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@coolideas_ZA ... I can't even...

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@daffy_duc Imma need some context.

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@wendylouw You gonna help them phone people?

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@SGWContracts *starts marking off the days on the calendar till the 22nd*

[That One Guy @duncanewan]

@SGWContracts finally!!!!!!!!!!!