Boback McGuffin

A fool is happy when his problems disappear but a wise man is happy for no reason at all.

[Boback McGuffin @duncanmit]

@jstein_star What if the they set up some system where the companies sent a certain percentage of their profits to the federal government every year in quarterly installments? Maybe the states could also choose to tax the companies if they operate in that state.

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@AaronBergman18 They’re immortal but attempting to increase their weekly hours from 25 to 27.5 would cause such injury that they would subsequently need to take time off to recover?

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@KasselMedia Treasure Island II?

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@Doug_Lemov @Uber Uhaul has pickup trucks

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@Authw8 No, Darth Vader is an evil space wizard/warrior/prince and there isn’t a position in any real world political system that really corresponds to that. Formality is irrelevant because all power is derived from the Emperor who favors Vader over anyone besides himself.

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@HashtagGriswold They didn’t drive that fast unless they were chasing rebels, who were also not following the roads.

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@MarcoMilk There’s two panels and they shoot the one that will make the door do what they want

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@MercuriusFilius How does the interviewer open a letter when I already have all three?

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@greetinghimeros You only hit the Trader Joe’s frozen chicken tikka masala with 1:30 after the first round of 3:00 and then peeling back the plastic to stir

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That is not at all why the sr 71 didnt have a gun you fucking infant. The bullet would travel fester than the plane because itd be carrying the planes airspeed in addition to the bullets propulsion. It didnt have a gun because its a reconnassaince aircraft and nothing worth shooting would ever be close enough to shoot. Maybe read a book or step into a flight simulator before spouting off about things you have no understanding of on x- the everything app, and remember “Its all happening on X”

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@oldscarf1stweek The death toll from Maria was extensively covered by the media. CNN actually sued the government of Puerto Rico for allegedly covering up the death toll.

Regarding Helene, I have not seen any reports of deaths in Puerto Rico and the tweet was about the mainland.

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@devonzuegel @Cruise To be fair, the Cruse beta was extremely limited in both the hours that it was available and the areas that it served. It was free though which was sweet if your trip met the parameters.

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@rdsxdj203 Finger guns

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@besttrousers Dude. Darth Vader.

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@MelissaBreach @cayimby YIMBYBNIAEBY

Yes In My BackYard But Not In Anyone Else’s BackYard

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@kwharrison13 And that’s why most people can’t invest in penny stocks anymore

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@AaronPeskin The tides change automatically because of the moon

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@sporadica The Roman maniple. They used it to conquer the Greeks and the rest of the Mediterranean and much of Europe.

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I’m still coming to grips with Guitar Hero III

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@drvolts Consumers weren’t asking for fire or the wheel or the aqueduct or the printing press or steam engine or the automobile or the space shuttle or the internet or social media. People still made those things.