Dunderfall

Paddington Stannington | New York Times best-smelling author | I run @TomptScompt | He/Him

[Dunderfall @dunderfall]

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[Bargent Butter @LurkerReloaded]

@dunderfall Do you think before you tweet or is it just an urge for you?

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

I wish Green Man didnt die so early on in the show

[denis @1212DENIS1212]

i havent looked at wordle porn ever but this is what i imagine it looks like

[yen ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @yenpyon]

thinking about being on the bus in kyoto and this white guy goes "um sumimasen spider desu", points to a huge spider next to the driver, and the old man driver just laughs and grabs it with his hand and tosses it out the window

[hatfights 🍉 @hatfights]

One of my favorite things by far about star wars is all the technical stuff is bullshit. Just pressin unlabeled buttons in the middle of giant consoles packed with other unlabeled buttons and it always works. Like how shooting door controls works to both lock and unlock doors

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

I'm gonna take my horse to the

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

The incredibly wealthy love to do this weird "I don't actually have any liquid cash" thing as if that's how wealth works. Money is a thing normal people like you and me and worry about. Rich people have *assets* and debt. They live off loans leveraged against what they own.

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Seinfeld "The Strap" 1/2
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[Dunderfall @dunderfall]

@ummmmmmmmuhhhh @Shadow_Mario_ @asspecf_ Getting Kirked

[aspecf @asspecf_]

Why is he hitting the excuse me sir

[FrosTeaBeeeeeeeee 🧊 @FrosTeeBee]

I’m getting old I audibly laughed at this

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

saw a guy wearing a heavy metal tshirt that had a zombie on it. I wasn’t scared, though, i know it’s just ink on a cotton polyester blend

[Fodimin @Fodimin]

X-Men do not exist, Logan is part of Team X

[mariana @ubergojo]

thats bc in the past bread came from bread trees, which naturally didn't contain gluten, but then humans killed the mammoths (the pollinators of bread trees) and the bread trees became extinct as a consequence, so humans had to start baking their own bread (which contains gluten)

[beN @benshotonfilm]

this poor closeted man is being bullied by his family

[nichetony @nichetony]

Comment Cheesy Michael