DuneExpert

Chief Editor of TIME, print edition

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Elon you should’ve listened!

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Most tweets I “view,” I actually just scrolled by.
If a tweet has too many words, I do not engage. Yall love essays

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@JustinBGalloway Lol

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@techbharat Simp level insane

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@Teslaconomics Went the wrong way down the aisle? Interesting choice

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@cxrdeII @ThePopTingz

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@AssBoss80085 He’s got that Twitter Blue stance

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RIP Mr Burt Bacharach, I know austin powers is feeling a little less randy today

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@unbiasedheadli1 @TacoSnell @LibertyDragon2 @unusual_whales Boohoo billionaire simp boy

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@elonmusk @JonathanTurley What’s up with your busted ass website

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@paynushater *Weather Balloon bats eyelashes from across the poker table* “Oh James!”

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

Oh and 007, please don’t fuck the spy balloon.

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@jdwalker1912 @lacontroller Lol

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@StVincentGrad23 Why would a person be chopping wood if there’s also electricity to run a drill?

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Let’s freakin go

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@SARAVPREET2 @unusual_whales Excuses

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@RealMattCase @unusual_whales So you’re saying he’s always wrong.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

How have they not made a clear iPhone so I can see the chips inside. The early 2000s really understood that we all wanted to see inside our devices

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You went to Yale and Harvard? The two worst institutions in the world?

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@StVincentGrad23 Numerology, aka doing the Tao Te Ching unironically in 2023 hahahaha

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It’s the revenge of the All-the-Eggs-in-China Grandfather

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How did one of the largest egg production plants burn down during a national egg shortage?