Lil Dude

Certified Turtle

[Lil Dude @dunkingondonuts]

This will be a thread for all the crazy stuff/out of context things I hear from students.

I don’t wanna start forgetting anything, so I will put it here

[New Jersey @NJGov]

our turn

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The House has passed a bill banning members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks in a 232-198 vote.

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

I love when cats smell the air

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Cape Verde might’ve lost but they won our hearts. Generational run during this World Cup.

The entire world is proud of you🙏

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Mark McKenzie led the USMNT in prayer after the Americans moved on to the Round of 16 🙏

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the malevolent cyclops

[blanc @dqveed]

Wym “allegedly”, his drunk ass right there on camera 😭

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

25 years later and this scene still cracks me up 😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Memorial Day, we pay tribute to the brave men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country that we love. It is a debt we can never fully repay, but we must never stop trying. I’ll always be grateful to our fallen heroes and their families, whose sacrifice reminds us of what it means to live for something greater than ourselves.

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

I miss when SpongeBob was allowed to be a genuine little shit and I wish modern episodes brought this side of him back more often

[BroImSlow @BroImSlow]

These new UFO files are wild! 🛸👽

[Memory @MemoryOffline]

Spongebob (1999)

[eliz @eliza___v]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

NASA Artemis passing close to the Moon