Lord Dunksworth

Chicago's Biggest Dickhead

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[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

". . . his name was Shinzo and he was my friend. I think you would've liked him."

[The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 @_CritterMan]

It's a distress signal. That post office has been captured by socialist forces and needs immediate liberation. But, instead of sending the literal cavalry, y'all are criticizing their flag etiquette.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Do you guys remember Peanut? Peanut the squirrel. And they killed him. Killed him like a dog. That’s who these people are. We can’t ever forget that.”

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@NigBaby69 George Forearmpenis

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@appwendigo @Rank1Apples She was reposting about milking tables earlier, should be fun.

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@Shadzey1 @AlexandriaVAGov I'm calling ice on people who aren't shooting off fireworks.

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

George Forearmpenis

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Elliot Page shows off ripped six-pack abs after getting hooked on boxing

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@DocStrangelove2 @Shadzey1 Im guessing it's a furry.

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

Total victory over the pedophile

[Rob Romano @2Aupdates]

A Florida federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit brought by Defense Distributed against people in the 3D gun community over "the widespread circulation of the 'FEDCAD' meme": https://t.co/yd4KVY0Cy9

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@warrioraspie @StackEmUpAgain This is great.

[Warrior Aspie @warrioraspie]

Here it is!!! This month's Giveaway is a family vehicle kit. Make sure you read everything.
Prize:
1 Med pouch with Velcro headrest panel
1 North American Rescue IPOK *cat7 tourniquet, packing gauze, compression bandage, and sterile gloves in a sealed bag*
1 Mini compression bandage
1 box o' Bandaids
1 Bandaid brand foaming antiseptic spray
1 set of oral OTC travel packs
1 set of topical OTC travel packs

Perfect to throw in the car before a road trip or keep mounted to a headrest just in case. The pouch has enough room that you can add more supplies. This is a very normie reachable Giveaway so let's try to push this one as far as possible.

You can enter by commenting. You can like, share, and follow to support what we do. I will pick the winner and announce on Thursday July 9th. If you have any ideas for future Giveaways or someone you would like us to collaborate with put it in the comments and I'll see what we can make happen. Good luck everyone!

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@Howlingmutant0 *2nd grade graduation

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@TheEbonyMaw @zerowontmiss Imagine simping for a hiplet, wouldn't be me.

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@ArmedJ0y @ATFDirectorRC Usually I respond to atf tweets by saying I want to pose for pictures over their smoldering corpse, but it doesn't feel the same this time.

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

Barrack Obama killed 170,000 Africans to build this

[wanye @xwanyex]

I walk through the world counting the dead Africans. Every car that passes — a thousand dead Africans. I see the neighbor is putting an addition on his house — five thousand dead Africans. A single tear falls on my new sneakers — 0.5 dead Africans.

[Lord Dunksworth @dunksworth]

@mattbramanti I'm thinking garlic and rosemary in the egg mixture with sourdough bread.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

the outcome here is unfortunate but it should cement a permanent lesson in your mind

If there is a woman in a historically male dominated role, she will crash the plane. Gov't, business, whatever.

you'll make millions if you invest in companies without women and diversity.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 @TheFarRightSide]

I know I'm not fully 100% racist because I'd toss both of them into a volcano if it gave us two more Clarence Thomases