rachel ✞

welcum 2 my twitter full of sarcasm and bullshit

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

“How do you say two in Transylvania?”

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

“When people ask me about SRO I just tell them that’s where the strong ladies play pool”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my duck wife if we were kissing and in love

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

I love the ouroboros

[T @BellahJosie]

respect your elders (trees)

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

Whenever I come to Nevada it feels like I’m in enemy territory

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i love when i give strangers a cigarette and they act like i saved their life

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[feral goblin @luckylamb420]

drinking 1000 beers and staying out till 1 billion o’clock

[Kea @jacquemusx]

Truly in a league of their own.

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

Neee sugar daddy to pay for my YMCA membership

[Hannah Summers @hannah_summers_]

mermaid dress with intricate, multi-tonal fish scale embellishments

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

ni cuando corté con mi ex me sentí tan triste

[i am @hotter]

i love when bad bitches are also comedians

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

“Why is he only Jewish when he’s drunk”

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

“I’m temporarily fat phobic”

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

“What is SpongeBob?”
- “he’s like a grown molested child”

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

I LOVE LIFE

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

Lovers to enemies is also fun

[rachel ✞ @duolingostudent]

“Whose horny for pool”