Andrew

We're here for a good time, not a long time, so might as well make the most of it

[Andrew @duranajd]

what i am about to do has not been approved by the vatican

[tumblr @tumblr]

happy anniversary neil, keep banging out the tunes! 🎉

[val🏳️‍⚧️ @kp556x45]

Oh so we're at the arresting judges part now cool cool cool

[Andrew @duranajd]

in 2025 be stronger than the bitches that tried to keep you down 💪 😤

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Congratulations to @Ilhan Omar on another victory in CD 5! She is a powerful voice that has always fought to ensure equal opportunities for everyone in this country. Looking forward to continuing our work together.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am honored that my community voted to *send me back to Congress*. Tonight’s victory shows that the Fifth District believes in the collective values we are fighting for in Washington.

[Andrew @duranajd]

let's fucking goooo

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

It is the honor of a lifetime to join @kamalaharris in this campaign.

I’m all in.

Vice President Harris is showing us the politics of what’s possible. It reminds me a bit of the first day of school.

So, let’s get this done, folks! Join us. https://t.co/tqOVsw2OLM

[Andrew @duranajd]

how it started vs how it's going

[Andrew @duranajd]

here we go y'all

[Andrew @duranajd]

all rules are made up. scoop that ice cream with a fork

[Andrew @duranajd]

life tip if you sign a lease on a house make sure they didn't point the downspouts AT the basement windows

[Alan @DrPizzaStone]

It’s so pimp to announce “brain damage fixed my woke mind virus!!” then immediately crash your car

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[Andrew @duranajd]

girl keeping the govt funded is between yall and the house... it's your JOB bb

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Hello 2 a.m.ers! 🌕 For everyone who is still awake, we just passed the budget and averted a shutdown.

You’re welcome.

[Anne Marie @anneemariee23]

Now what if we just cancelled all things and listened to women. Sorry fellas the NBA is cancelled we are speaking to women now.

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

Not my favourite far side but definitely the one I think about the most

[Andrew @duranajd]

peter run me my money

[Andrew @duranajd]

we should legalize all drugs for olympic athletes. fuck it, let's give usain bolt a few lines of coke and see how fast he really can run

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit