jesus shuttlesworth

gangster rap made me do it

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

Damn cut a shotgun barrel to short the feds will kill your kids and dogs

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

31 yrs ago today US Marshals shot 14 year old Sam Weaver in the back.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

In a Libertarian society...

You choose your weaponry.

You choose your medical care.

You choose your education program.

You even choose your preferred form of money.

And there isn't squat the government can do about it.

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

Cock fighting next?

[Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt]

Let me be clear: I support sports betting in Oklahoma – provided that it’s fair, transparent, and the state can maximize revenue potential to invest in top priorities, like education. More to come.

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

@zachlanebryan Aaron Lewis- nutshell. Goes hard cuh

[The Ghost of Keith Whitley @TylerPresley6]

@TheDannyDesigns @zachlanebryan I’m not a fan of anyone named Lorrie

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

@Hunter__Ed don’t wanna get me started

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Jerry Lee and Takeoff…. Fuck. Rest easy.

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

if Pearl Jam would sang release on the mtv unplugged set the world would be a better place

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

how come you can grow weed at home, but you can’t make whiskey at the house?

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

preacher man been talking on tv only wanting to take my only dime

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

I might start going to church if they play Tyler’s Childers new album

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

if Morgan Wallen can collab w lil durk, imagine if the highwaymen collabed w nwa

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

how do mother fuckers go on vacation without a job

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

@Hunter__Ed we talm bout open season

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

so if guns have more rights then women, so now women will need back ground checks, red flag laws, and need to get finger print data for a suppressor?

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

Fuck them cunts

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

I keep that thang on me

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

is #gay pride month just a way support population control?

[Glencoe Public School @GlencoePanthers]

Congratulations to Glencoe’s own Ryan Cook and Houston Patten for making the Oklahoma Baseball Coaches Associations Class B West team of 2022!!!

[jesus shuttlesworth @durant_hunter]

dad just told me he don’t want me and my brother working on the same rig. he said he couldn’t lose both of us 😂

[B1 @b1gotfans]

Jada been embarrassing Will for like 20 years I woulda got on stage and started telling jokes with the nigga