Duris Holmes

John Malkovich was once mistaken for me.

[Duris Holmes @duris]

@robkajun I have yet to see his “offensive genius” other than to be offended

[Duris Holmes @duris]

I should have posted that I wanted Kellen Moore fired at half time. He’s not the one screwing up on the field, but it would make me feel better. I’m too old for this 💩.

[Sharief Ishaq @ShariefWDSU]

The Saints have now trailed in every game coached by Kellen Moore.
@wdsu

[Duris Holmes @duris]

At least I have @LATechFB this season

[Duris Holmes @duris]

If your first round pick finally starts a game, makes his first catch and fumbles, you might be a #Saints fan. And in the history of Saints things happening, I just shrug.

[Duris Holmes @duris]

Yo @Saints I’m willing to kick field goals.

[Duris Holmes @duris]

No sound on this game means we can’t hear the @AtlantaFalcons fans not cheering

[Duris Holmes @duris]

Wife told her boss today is National Cannoli Day, so he brought cannolis. Then she told him that Tuesday is National Louis Vuitton Bag Day. He’s not biting.

[Duris Holmes @duris]

I predict I will hate all these politicians tomorrow just as much as I do today.

[Duris Holmes @duris]

@Jerri70124 I’ll never like Bama more than Ole Miss, but at least their fans know proper shit talk

[Duris Holmes @duris]

Ole Miss fans, let me know if you need help reading the sign

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@BeenEaaton One”s my wife go GFY

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@marlins_reb Nooooope. 😬

[Duris Holmes @duris]

@wigginstock I do like my Ole Miss friends though

[Duris Holmes @duris]

Happy Halloween

[Duris Holmes @duris]

Lovers in love Halloween lunch edition

[Duris Holmes @duris]

Coke Zero is good because it tastes like original Coke. Pepsi Zero is terrible because it tastes like original Pepsi.

[Duris Holmes @duris]

@shalomshuli Better than my Saints against your Steelers

[Duris Holmes @duris]

43YO QB equals #Saints RB rushing on one play. Probably. Not bothering to actually look at stats.