Duris Holmes

John Malkovich was once mistaken for me.

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Have a Thule two bike carrier that goes in the receiver hitch, free to good home

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I just successfully covered a bowl with Saran Wrap

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Badly needed (so probably won't pass)

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Wyden and Kennedy introduced a bill to modernize PACER

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@Karmichael3rd @shalomshuli

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@predictanalyst Best not to be.

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Woooo, we’re winning the World Cup
Eh, it’s just a friendly
JFC, we’re going out in the knockout stage
#USMNT

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Listening to “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner. One of my fondest memories is in high school when the hot girl told me the song reminded her of me. Except we were in the car with my mom. The side eye she gave me still pierces my soul.

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@predictanalyst Yeah, I meant group. Honestly think they’ll make it out though. Well, hopefully.

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@RevRevvinEv I was pulling into our garage and heard them but missed seeing them. Love the flyovers. Was just watching the Coast Guard helicopter hover over the riverfront.

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@RevRevvinEv It was weird because it was the same pic she gave family as a joke when she took the bench staring down at me. I call her Judge Nanny as she's the 19YO's godmother.

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@SamAdams73 Yes. Had lights on the scaffolding. Took out center console.

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19YO was visiting BIL in Venetian Isles and heard it happen. Went to see what happened. It was very bad.

[NOLA.com @NOLAnews]

Longtime Jefferson Parish fire captain killed in boating accident, officials say https://t.co/zdqyrcjutL

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These UFL games are pumping in more crowd noise than @AtlantaFalcons

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@msugirl76 Really is

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If you want to know if there are real demons on Earth, someone decided to add a Captcha to join a Teams meeting

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It's bad but good by Louisiana state court standards

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In their emails, the Republicans (I'm not one) have decided my name is Steve. Close enough.

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@AccidentalCajun One of the few things I get my money's worth from

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@factsaboutrats1 I dunno about that Tobler kid....