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I'm just talking to myself. Proud Rice Rascal 🍚😈

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When your kids turn out exactly the way you raised them 🥹

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@Alt_Azn Where will they buy their hair?

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I’ve been in a months long conversation with my 18 yo that doughnuts can only be fried. She actually thinks baking is a legitimate way to make them. Help

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I’m almost 50 and am just beginning to realize this might be the hardest part about being a man and that I’ll never understand the pressure my husband feels.

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@korean_doc We carry the burden of performance and being the best partner she’ll ever have

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Told a bro at the gym that I can’t get past 8 dips. He said to do them weighted. It’s been a few weeks since I started doing them with 10 pounds. Never got past 6 reps. Just did 12 unweighted 🤯

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I tried to do a few pistol squats on a slack line, which I cannot do, and a few on a bosu ball, which I can, and now my quads are on fire

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@MisterClimber That’s equivalent to sending a V4

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How are some people so perfect for each other?

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@WongEXE___ I enjoyed this post way too much 😈

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@lalovestrump Putting this on my list for when Spencer wins

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I’ve been reliably told by my daughter that this is a good way to post

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My ice maker makes ice just whenever it feels like.

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This hurts my heart

[Wong @WongEXE___]

@durnt Not really the instructions so much as the attitude and abusive energy they bring. Terrible.

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@Doc_Red_ Might as well tell her to calm down.

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@SarAllyce I love this new chapter for you!
My hubby & I used to get in fights cuz he’ll be like, “What’s that 27.99’charge on June 6th?” I’d immediately shut down cuz I had no idea and thought I was in trouble 😭 He doesn’t do that anymore AND I actually remember some of my charges now 😇

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I was looking at my reflection in a hand mirror and tried to swipe up to close the app.

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My phone is slowly becoming Asian

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@MillerDakotaJ Praying for your wife’s hives and pain to stop and praying for your trust in the Lord to deepen.

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I have many weakness that hinder me & wanted to teach my kids the opposite thru #homeschooling. 1 of those things was the love of learning. My 18yo, who just finished her freshman yr, asked for a kidney for dissection. She was so happy when I bought 1 from the int’l market

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I think pride is finally dying. Some of the most liberal places I frequent are silent. Like, just another day.

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@SarAllyce Keep hatin’, Sara!