dussaal

GVSU | UMich | Detroit 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇵🇸

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Kill us all

[trndytrndy @trndytrndy]

We seriously gotta nuke San Francisco yesterday

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

huge congrats to senator talarico

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

Another example of why England has zero SEC titles. Gainesville in September would eat them alive.

[ev 🍊🧪🩸 @tox1c3ve]

people always say shit like this and then you talk to the “logically smart” person and theyre as dumb as a bag of bricks

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

WITH JERRY SEINFELD IN ATTENDANCE, THE KNICKS TAKE THE LEAD WITH 1.7 SECONDS LEFT. INSANITY.

For more information, Google Jerry Seinfeld 17

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Seeing this at age 11 completely altered the trajectory of my life. I would probably be a doctor or engineer if I wasn’t so enthralled by his cheeky smile

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[Bart Winkler @BartWinklerShow]

This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The same people who said masks were "literally 1984" think this is fine.

[Paul Novosad @paulnovosad]

You think politics is bad now, just wait until the median voter has never read a book

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game!

by Donald J. Trump

[~Jd' | ☭🔻🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧 @CommieJd]

"We've pushed buttons on machines therefore this company is ours"

[dussaal @dussaal]

@blacktwiterthrd

[Jenni @hashjenni]

politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare pensions and lifetime salaries

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Never forget - inflation was TRENDING DOWNWARDS, trending towards the Fed’s target rate of 2%, and THE US ECONOMY WAS TRENDING TOWARDS NORMALIZATION FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019

And the dumbest fucking people in the world voted for a guy who has completely single-handedly reversed those trends thru his own domestic and foreign policy decisions

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

at the grocery store in bora bora and someone saw my duck shorts. this french dude came up to me pointing at them with a big smile and said "I know this, you are oregon duck, you have no championships" which means oregon football is an international brand now, so suck it haters