Dustin Kleba

Husband | Father | Watches left turns | Avid air drummer

[Dustin Kleba @Dustball_2012]

@knoxvilleraces Backstretchers went nuts!

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Hey @alanisnking, I miss your cat. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

#DogDad #windowhammock #BFFs

[Dustin Kleba @Dustball_2012]

PSA to future parents. If you use a funny noise for the Turkey in Old McDonalds the first time, you will use the same noise the 675th time.

#DadThoughts

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@KauligRacing @AJDinger If ya’ll want help with that video conferencing equipment, I know a guy…

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@jeff_gluck 10/10 tweet.

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So what if the Badgers are the worst they’ve ever been in my lifetime. They’re the best they’ve ever been in my son’s lifetime so there’s that 😎

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Little man’s first birthday today. Am I still a #NewDad?

#DadThoughts

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I’m not an emotional guy, but when I think of what it takes to be a Father, I start to lose it. Stay strong out there Kings, and happy Father’s Day.

#NewDadThoughts

[Dustin Kleba @Dustball_2012]

I imagine when I pass on and cross the pearly gates, it will feel similar to how I feel after a guilt free 2-hour nap.

#NewDadThoughts

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The excitement of seeing your child’s first crawl quickly wears off when you realize he’s going to crawl even when you don’t want him to.

#Stage5clinger #NewDadThoughts

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Haven’t tweeted much lately. Been real busy. Kid learned how to crawl and now he……s*** how’d he get on the ceiling!? BRB.

#NewDadThoughts

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You can’t be upset when @F1 is on.

#LightsOut #AwayWeGo #NewDad #Formula1

[Dustin Kleba @Dustball_2012]

Me every time I pick out little buddy’s eye boogers and make him cry.

#NewDadThoughts

[PRN @PRNlive]

Sammy Smith: "I'm not proud of that but you absolutely have do do that."

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A question for all my other fellow Costco Executive black card members:

How do you tell your closest friends and family you’re better than they are?

#ExecStatus #NewDadThoughts

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Add “keeping his legs straight” to the list of things I wish our baby could unlearn.

#NewDadThoughts

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Me: look buddy, it’s a picture before you were born.

Wife: he was definitely born before that was taken.

Me: how do you know?

Wife: you have spit up on your shirt

#SpitUpTimeline #NewDadThoughts

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@FreddieKraft Seemed like there was a lot of fluorescent orange spoilers this weekend. Is that just to help the spotters? Does it have to be a specific color?

#AskDBC

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

COOPER DEJEAN PICK 6 IN THE BIG GAME

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Little man threw up on me for the first time today. Someone please tell me the smell goes away. Please.

#NewDadThoughts

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Nothing is more heartbreaking than your wife waking you at 4 AM to inform you that she had to wipe with a paper towel after she politely asked you to bring up more TP. I am so so sorry.

#ScratchyScratchy

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@iRacingMyers @NASCAR @DaleJr Hey Steve, big fan of yours! Looks like you’re using some older conferencing equipment, shoot me a message if you’d like to collaborate on an upgraded experience!

#ShamelessPlug