Dustin Ackerman

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

One of these = waking up four years from now addicted to meth and in a gay relationship with a tiger trainer

[John Goffin @Mauldslie_Farm]

This is how Australia defends against veganism ... priceless 🤣🤣

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@ClaysandBirds @rvanbriesen

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@BrockTallakson

[The Dad @thedad]

The best preparation I ever had for arguing with a toddler was trying to convince my drunk college roommate he had to wear pants

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@rvanbriesen https://t.co/aPXUQtck7B

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Alexa is going to murder us all.

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@BrockTallakson YES

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@BrockTallakson https://t.co/ra7RbufNiy

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@marypatyo hahaha this made me literally laugh out loud

[tate hill @ttaatteerrttoot]

If this gets 30 retweets Jacob Koedam has to go out and get drunk tonight with me and @Balzach21

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

“I just explained Google images to my grandma
"You can search anything"
Her: "What about a nice cream pie?"
Me: "Except that" @aakisling

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@What_up_its_LIV @BrockTallakson how could I have done it I'm not even in the same room as You #wasntme

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@JessicaHinsch thats gross

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@BrockTallakson You have changed man and not for the better, where is #fattally

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

Just got my tires slashed by some psycho...

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@JocelynBuckalew my anaconda don't #omyGodlookatherbutt

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@JocelynBuckalew sorry I can't help it #blessed

[Matthew Wakefield @quake64]

Sums up our weekend. @BrockTallakson @Mighty_Mouse36

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@ttaatteerrttoot no if at first you don't succeed give up and get a case of beer

[Dustin Ackerman @dustin_ackerman]

@Saraluenberger @DaniBeth7 Haha wasn't me... I bet it was her neighbor to the north