Dustin Simpson

Just act like you have a soul. Thanks.

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@RaiseApp @Sephora @RaiseNetwork_ Traveling home for lunch with the family!

[Gary M @nuggetpalooza]

So I started recording right after the #Canes tying goal to save a sense of the deafening noise in the building and just kept the video going and got an even better surprise nine seconds later.

Chaos was caused.

#CauseChaos

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@AlanLepore I’ll be ready to fight someone

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@ShanmukhSripada @ManUtd @TilakS710 @Shabby_The_Red Yooo this is awesome

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@MartySmithESPN oh god. He’s talking about Harper’s car wash off I-40.

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@ShanmukhSripada So confused

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@CanesOnBally Maybe if we just piece these clips together…

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@joeovies Can confirm.

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@ThereseUTD Back 4 is what it is. We literally have no one else. Bruno on the wing, again, makes zero sense.

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

At least @mspears96 has an alibi if needed.

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@SarahSpain Well played 🤌🏽

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

What the hell was that?!

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@danorlovsky7 Probably jinxing myself but let’s go pack!

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

Let’s see if we can go back in time and NOT hit send on this…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Club statement.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s time.

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@joncoopertweets The cage to collapse

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@AlanLepore 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@AlanLepore Dude must have lost a bet where his friends chose what nonsense he had to say on air

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

Whew. Glad he didn’t kill multiple people or anything. Oh wait…

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)

[Dustin Simpson @dustincaleb]

@MichaelRyanRuiz Yeahhh that’s a hard pass