this is so dramatic and makes literally no sense I have not explained my reasoning but I've always been one for mystery and dramatics! gotta have an awesome sendoff. i wish everyone the best of luck in your future endeavours.
thanks for everything,
evan
fuck it im just making the tweet rn. so some of u guys may have wondered where I've been. ive been sort of spending time thinking about myself and who I want to be, and it doesn't line up with what I am now. to put it bluntly, im abandoning the dustrel persona and leaving you all
ive just been thinking about it over the past few weeks and it's what I feel is best for me personally even if it might seem selfish. if you see me online after this tweet it's because I'm still in the process of moving stuff but I have already made up my mind.
this is likely just because of nso but it would be really fucking funny if it had microtransactions like a mobile game. instead of the regular lives system you have to use "gems" or watch an ad to revive. true modern entertainment
Real talk about Splatoon 3โs update cycle and why itโs lacking in so much content recently. Each season we go into has less and less content, and itโs a big sign that the dev team probably shrunk a significant size since fresh season (I.E the time Side Order got announced) (1/5)
SRL Ballistics here! No dad jokes todayโjust a beefy new weapon, the Heavy Edit Splatling. This puppy fires at an incredibly high rate when fully charged and still offers the mobility you expect from a splatling. You'll be the top dog in your next Turf War! Get it? Because puppy?