💀dani💀

i tweet... occasionally•she/her•23•bi•currently getting eaten alive in paramedic school 💖

[💀dani💀 @dustypeeps]

my tweets my followers

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@micchiart

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

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@carbonatedcutie contident

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i like that justin hartley from tracker has brown eyes, his face would be wayyyyy too intense with blue eyes

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@crossedantlers like i can do bare minimum mascara, blush, concealer, and gloss but genuinely i am a 23 year old cis woman who can’t do her own makeup.

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We Need To Kill That Man

[jolt @meltborne]

MEGAN THEE STALLION THE QUEEN OF LOVE ISLAND APPEARANCES #LoveIslandUSA

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@PaulRevere1177 @blockhead4000 he’s so real for that, god bless white monster🙌 also it’s sugar free so it lowkey doesn’t even count

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@KC_ClaireWrites @CertifiedLeggi ive seen this guy on tiktok and he says he has to actively slow her down while she’s pushing him lol

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my personal theory for the iron lung universe is that is a pocket dimension. the quiet rapture wasn’t everything else disappearing, it was a bunch of unlucky ships and stations getting sucked into a really shitty tiny bubble of a universe

[сатанинское капище @arima_vel]

уверена, они бы разобрались

#projecthailmary

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@dsquareddan @Ravenismeee my body’s comfort includes pants. these thighs were not meant to sleep unclothed.

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@YugamiSekaiP @RndmStreetMedic cancer involves significantly more needles than one vaccine does

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@PoopingIRL if he met me medicated and unmedicated, his beliefs on that would change real fuckin quick lol

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@aGuyOnMyPhone ngl i thought he was talking about actual fudge

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unfortunately deciding to cut vs bulk is NOT up to me. it’s up to the very evil combination of my ADHD, my acid reflux, and my adderall. i deadass have no say in when i’m hungry, what food i’m able to stomach, how much i can eat in one sitting etc etc etc.

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@thejoeynova @pkmncntr is there another madonna???

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@theobromic_ omg that’s terrifying, i’d be terrified to post anything remotely identifying after that jfc

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Hinge will look and you and say “This guy shows thoughtful signals!!!!💖💖💖💖”
and then show you the most radioactive man on god’s green earth. like no i don’t think he does actually

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@worstdyke @greatestdisease great minds think alike

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@jillmaxxing getting pregnant then aborting it a bunch of times to lower my breast cancer risk🤭

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@pick1oftheabove @jillmaxxing im just built different dw