jaredy

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

It used to be so sick to have a broken arm in elementary school like I would break my arm in the summer and come back feeling absolutely gangster in my cast. These days it’s figure out how to work with 1 arm or starve. Why are my bones so feeble is the big q

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Having a broken arm as an adult is actually extremely chic #coquetteaesthetic #pinterest #brokendoll

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

God only puts wonderful people in my life because he knows I’m his weakest creation and it’s all I can handle

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

I don’t care about the alps I don’t give a fuck about instagrams of alps and Solomon shoes and fuckass polka dot shit

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Idk why my rice crispy treat dinner is giving me a tummy ache

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

I need a little something to put the edge back on

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

I actually would die for my country (the mountain west bio region) !

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Honestly love a big fat guy on a motorcycle it just looks better

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

It’s my last day at this job I’m giving out free everything even dirty chais idgaf anymore it’s not about the money for me

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Sometimes the heart decides the period is over before the blood does

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

It’s OK to be in college an untraditionally long amount of time, but you have to stop doing the semester dump at some point

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

What’s everyone dressing up as for cinco???

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

What’s everyone asking for for cinco de mayo

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Quiche is best enjoyed on a tiny glass plate with a plastic fork

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Who put me on eating disorder twitter this isn’t funny

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Spokenuinely is when you’re genuinely in Spokane

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

This video making me emotional

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

I’m sick of my dumb weak hands not being able to play bar chords

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

It’s because you always on that damn potters wheel

[jaredy @dutchcabbage]

Now I get why men watch sports because now that figure skating is over I’m kinda like what am I supposed to talk to people about