Alex Noomz

Hey

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Hey twitter, daddys home!!

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To aunch or not to aunch, that is the question

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Does anyone have an extra carseat I could use, the delivery boy business just got more competitive

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(716): nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.

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@jvanlu12 that's the lions den girl, be careful

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@R0mans_Revenge that pumped for the history final huh?

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

In last 26 seasons in Europe:

Real Madrid changed 24 Managers
Inter 19
Chelsea 18
Bayern Juventus City 14
Milan 13
UNITED - ALEX FERGUSON

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Shock top for the win, last undergrad vacation :(

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April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?....PILGRIMS!

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@uhhneedaa just say where girl

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@kerry_buscaglia we all know its a hickey kerriii stop pretending

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@rachell_brown I took a test just like that today, fucked up right?

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Websters dictionary defines 'missing the last may weekend' as going extra hard to make up for it. Just being studious.

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I hate having to correct my laugh over text... #gaga

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I can't believe it's already throw back Thursday

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@NateKonitzer get on Xbox then

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@kerry_buscaglia show them your wifi trick and they won't bother your car again

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@kgsoloman hard to miss my man

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@kerry_buscaglia I'm in

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@jvanlu12 hahaha ill make the same mistake and we can be awkward together, ps congrats on Greek goddess!!