VIKAAS DOGRAA

Financial Planner by day, chai philosopher by night ☕ Traveller | Budding writer | Market therapist on weekends Tweets = 50% finance, 50% bad puns

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Real patriotism isn’t noise, it’s conscience.
It’s not proven by hashtags or volume, but by honesty, integrity, and courage when the nation needs truth, not flattery.
Loving India means wanting her to be better every day, not just defending her every time. 🇮🇳

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@narendramodi A proud moment for India and for Yoga’s global journey.
Wonderful to see Yogasana getting recognition as a competitive sport on the world stage. Best wishes to all participants and congratulations to the organisers for this landmark initiative.

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@Atulsingh_asan शेयर बाज़ार में सबसे मुश्किल काम profit कमाना नहीं…
खुद की दी सलाह खुद मानना है 😄

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@Ra_Bies Business channels don’t report news anymore.
They run live-action treasure hunts for liquidity.

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At this point, evenings are just me switching between apps hoping one of them magically fixes my life.

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After office, I sit peacefully with my phone to relax.
Then somehow end up mentally exhausted from doing absolutely nothing.

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Open Netflix → scroll for 1 hour → “nothing good.”
Open Instagram → watch absolute nonsense for another hour.
Sleep with zero entertainment but full screen time. #Adulting #Modernlife

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@iamrakeshbansal At this rate, Indigo will soon introduce:

₹99 Convenience Fee for experiencing inconvenience.

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@Ra_Bies The opposition has done more for BJP's re-election prospects than BJP's IT cell.

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My inbox is proof that problems reproduce faster than solutions.

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Nothing tests patience like waiting for someone to share their screen and find the file they wanted to show. #Officelife #WorkProblems

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The office version of cardio:

Walking to the pantry every 20 minutes hoping life has changed. #OfficeLife

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Current productivity level:

Opened the same email 7 times.

Still not emotionally prepared to reply.

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I've reached that stage of the workday where I click between Excel, Outlook and Teams pretending something exciting might happen.

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The ultimate goal isn't retiring early.

It's reaching a point where Monday doesn't feel very different from Saturday.

Because you've designed a life you don't constantly need a break from.

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Early in my career, I thought success meant having all the answers.

Today, I think success means asking better questions:

Is this worth my time?

Is this making me happier?

What am I optimizing my life for?

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Funny how life works.

At work, we trade time for money.

Through investing, we try to buy back that time.

The goal was never money.

The goal was always freedom.

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The office taught me something the stock market reinforced: Not every day needs to be productive. Some days are simply about showing up. Consistency compounds more than intensity.

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@Ra_Bies Redeemed everything.
Currently comparing premium locations for my future momo cart.

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The real purpose of returning to office:

So we can sit on Teams calls together from the same building.

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Every promotion comes with:

More responsibility
More meetings
More emails
More stress

And occasionally...

A salary increase.