Devin

I am Devin. Come over here and have some fun for once in your life. Good... honest.. fun.

[Devin @dvnbt]

@LachlanHal54952 @TheCinesthetic remember the end of empire strikes back when they’re repairing his hand

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@PaulStanleyLive just like you said in your book!

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everybody watch #dallascowboycheerleaders
make sure you do.

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You know what’s great?
The ghost of Christmas present is cool.
It’s always the present.

Suck it, past & future, you don’t exist.

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@VitoComedy listen to my music instead!

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@dickmasterson a lowest common denominator universe.

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@starchild2019 @KISSopolis Mr. Thayer does not work for Ringling! On an unrelated note, monkeys no longer work for Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey.

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@TorontoMyWay @KISSopolis yes, the belief of making a shitload of cash!

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#centrifugalsubmarine

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happy thanksgiving!

remember to kill all stink bugs. they don’t stink on you if you just pick them up and then smoosh them in the sink.

then, watch holiday movies. also, watch the non-holiday movies that look kinda odd and light.

start the spread!

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@RockAndBrews @genesimmons I love it.

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did i rewind frasier because i missed the opening gimmick?

yes.

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i don’t prefer anime
#sal

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technology shoulda stopped in 1999.

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czech out some free dil at https://t.co/ljlNq4nyF9
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disney remade snow white because they are not evil.

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check out some free dilbert at https://t.co/ljlNq4o6uH

you’ll be glad you dil

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Do you ever hit your head on the laundry machine door and you feel like a cartoon idiot?
#sal

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@NoContextHumans The suppression of the cure for all disease.

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this is too good to exist. i will make it illegal.