dvsamr

[キュルZ @kyuryuZ]

追いかけられてる設定

[Eules @404Eules]

my best friend and I got married in FF14 years ago to save on teleportation fees, and now we’re married IRL 😭💍

[ねも @higanemochan]

我が家の敷地内に勝手に住み着いている野良猫が日に日に「ねこも家族の一員です」みたいな態度になってきてるんだけど、昨日は当たり前のようにBBQに参加していてよかった

[人間味 @ningen_aji]

猫と口論になって負けた

[ad @catslank]

genuinely every day with this dude

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Breaking🚨 I have decided cats have the cutest voices on Earth

[피타 @pistachio_hello]

이 고양이 식사 예절 교육 받은것봐
좋아하는 간식줬는데 먹을건 그릇에 놔야 한다는걸 생각해내서 많이 급해ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[c @copiumf0r]

my roommate used to fuck me and use his belt to whip my dick until i cum. he also liked to tie me to his bed and force me to piss on him. anyways i choose pancakes

[菊千代とmum @y5_y5_san]

「ちょ？！なんです？なんですこれ？！あ？あーーー！！！」

な黒猫。老舗メーカーが作った猫用デッキブラシ、しゅごい！！

[にゃん太郎｜猫画像｜Funny Cats @nyankorooow]

真ん中の子だけ撮るつもりだった。
右の子が参加した。
最後に左の子が全部持っていった。

[무우 @muu_loves]

너무 슬퍼서 옆으로 누워 있었는데 내가 계속 못일어나니까 고양이가 갑자기 옆에 오더니 털버덕 하고 마주보고 누웠다. 그리고 갑자기 꾹꾹이를 보여줬다 바보같이 눈물이 났다

[ムッシュ @Nmonsieur]

猫。最近トイレの回数が少ないので腎臓などの異常を心配してたけど。猫おまえこのやろう。

[Kan @kannanii_]

>1st job interview
>"are you proficient in Mandarin"
>no
>silence
>they reject me

cibai

[munchu🦈 @munchushark]

yeah.. dont post your face online

[Frebby Cooter @FQFingers]

Genuinely in tears thinking abt this tiger sucking dick

[Eden @Edenedddy]

我的鸡巴真是又粗又长，刚刚拉裤拉链的时候不小心手滑，鸡巴直接弹出来把窗户弹烂了捅穿了对面那栋楼的承重柱，一瞬间楼全垮了所有人都死在里面。我也因为鸡巴大被抓了说我私藏核武器，关着坐了几年牢出来大鸡巴已经被没收了所以变成了一个女孩子。

[Joe 🦅 @Joexor]

My hotel is on another level. Upgraded from the cuck chair to the executive cuck desk. Best believe I'll be taking notes as I watch.

[ほたてくん @hotanyan]

ペットカメラみたらやんのかされて威圧されて情けなくなってる旦那いた

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found