christmas is not about “giving” or “jesus” or “family” it is about me eating so much brie cheese that i get a stomachache and i have to lie down for a little bit but the second my body feels sort of normal i return to the kitchen to scarf down more brie cheese
just used a vibrator that changed the trajectory of my entire life. I came like 5 times back to back. felt happiness in its purest form. went to heaven and maybe saw god? I understand human existence now