Van Wert County, USA

Volunteer Firefighter, Professional Arsonist. Former trapeze artist now known as Butterfingers van Wert.

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A man is a "rake" and a woman is a "hoe", please explain this, gardeners.

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@tripplesixty @Dalrymple And same goddamn weather as Portland.

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@tripplesixty @Dalrymple Great politics unless you are Trumps, great food unless you have no taste (Trump's), nobody skips Seattle for Portland because the metro area is way bigger.

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@billifer1973 Not one of the ones I like.

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@lanadelslayee Oh, I was gonna do that. Now it seems dumb after reading the story.

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Oh, you needed a plumber? I am actually a plummer; I make jam and other products related to the fruit of the plum tree. I can see why Craigslist didn't catch that in spell check. Not your fault.

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@thrluv I think it's my great grandmother. My grandma would only ever swear if she was quoting my grandad. But you could tell she liked to quote his swears, even if she wouldn't swear herself, exactly.

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@asslytitsdale Not one person on Earth deserves you.

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@angel_0f_deathx If I ever have to go to a wedding again, I hope you will be my date because everyone will be so impressed.

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@mariana057

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@brujun @cheygoulet

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@bestestname

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@themarinadove Enema

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@sabinathegreat @bb_apes My son went to CUNY. But he called it CUNTY. But whatever, he was a teenager.

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@ElaraNovax Chili

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@alexawifeyy @lexafutrell23

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@honagirl17

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@heyyguido I believe in you. You can do this.

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@COMPLAINORCOUNT Child

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@COMPLAINORCOUNT @losemysins Child

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@abbyygiirl