roe

23- billy stan- harringroveson truther. bogwitchlesbian on tumblr if u want random upsetting ficlets lol

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Patrick Swayze also had no business being this damn beautiful in drag

[ִֶ @coffinalafin]

book-louis was a slave owner, so reimagining him as a pimp who evolves into a billionaire is simply a progression of those roles within a contemporary context. it further reinforces the metaphor of his vampirism: the siphoning of others’ lives as the ultimate form of parasitism.

[🖤 viv 🖤 @ffdyke]

Police chief: This precinct is the reason our city is as safe as it is. The press keeps speaking about "bad apples", and I can confidently say we don't have any here.
Officer Rape: I've pulled over The Lesbian Pervert.

[💭 @daemonthinker]

had to take a break from pretending to be normal on here because he's literally talking about ME in this clip

those are MY socks that I gave him

[roe @dwabtit27]

@Kittyindapitt

[Kitty (trans dennis truther) @Kittyindapitt]

Hucklerobby • NSFW • Free use

The smell of dinner cooking hits Robby right away as he comes through the front door, toeing off his shoes.

It’s been another one of *those* days, and he wants nothing more than to crack open a beer and call it a day.

That’s until

[Owain @orhunt]

lord, grant me the blissfully ignorant confidence of a man asking stan collymore if he’s ever played sport

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

If you can sprint across the U.S. border from Guatemala in 30 minutes I want your child to be an American and I want them to play on our soccer team

[Brandon Lewis @blewis1103]

I remember reading an article published right after her death calling out the public’s “mass hysteria” and that she would be rendered irrelevant by the end of the decade. And here we are, 30 years later, claiming new “people’s princesses” every week. Diana really was one of one.

[「𖥔𝐉𝐉𖥔 」 @jinguccii]

yeah that's about right

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

the council of sinister uncs

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

this and George VI refusing to leave London during the Blitz are probably two of the only “gotta hand it to ‘em” moments for British royals in the 20th century.

[victoria @vicjokerera]

caleb is so fucking funny man

[aj. @wlwdelusions]

why did my cousin just call my job with a family emergency so they sent me home and i call her bawling my eyes out thinking someone literally died and she goes “i thought you might want the rest of the day off since it’s so hot right now” HELLO????

[legally incorrect the pitt @theshittposts]

#thepitt

[Huevina de Chocolata @huevinadechoco]

their lock screens 💖 #hucklerobby #thepitt

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

ITV refusing to name the random US celebs shown in the crowd and instead saying "no country quite as obsessed with minor celebrity culture as this one", whilst getting back to talking about the game.

My country. 😂

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

"I want a TRADITIONAL wife who cooks, cleans, sews, tends the whole farm, homeschools with a classical curriculum so she'd better speak Greek, and knows how to raise a barn. I have no traditionally masculine skills and can't chop wood or do basic home repairs."