book-louis was a slave owner, so reimagining him as a pimp who evolves into a billionaire is simply a progression of those roles within a contemporary context. it further reinforces the metaphor of his vampirism: the siphoning of others’ lives as the ultimate form of parasitism.
Police chief: This precinct is the reason our city is as safe as it is. The press keeps speaking about "bad apples", and I can confidently say we don't have any here.
Officer Rape: I've pulled over The Lesbian Pervert.
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The smell of dinner cooking hits Robby right away as he comes through the front door, toeing off his shoes.
It’s been another one of *those* days, and he wants nothing more than to crack open a beer and call it a day.
That’s until
I remember reading an article published right after her death calling out the public’s “mass hysteria” and that she would be rendered irrelevant by the end of the decade. And here we are, 30 years later, claiming new “people’s princesses” every week. Diana really was one of one.
this and George VI refusing to leave London during the Blitz are probably two of the only “gotta hand it to ‘em” moments for British royals in the 20th century.
why did my cousin just call my job with a family emergency so they sent me home and i call her bawling my eyes out thinking someone literally died and she goes “i thought you might want the rest of the day off since it’s so hot right now” HELLO????
ITV refusing to name the random US celebs shown in the crowd and instead saying "no country quite as obsessed with minor celebrity culture as this one", whilst getting back to talking about the game.
My country. 😂
"I want a TRADITIONAL wife who cooks, cleans, sews, tends the whole farm, homeschools with a classical curriculum so she'd better speak Greek, and knows how to raise a barn. I have no traditionally masculine skills and can't chop wood or do basic home repairs."