Coors Bankroll

Harvard graduate, PhD, father, CEO, philosopher, Olympic gold medalist, millionaire, broke, Chinese, travel agent, bookie, VIRGIN, debt collector

[Coors Bankroll @dweebstomper]

I cherish every Marlboro like it’s my last

[Green Zelensky @freakofxeets]

Ultimately wrong

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@shredded_ham That’s normal

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How it feels to hang out with coworkers before you know their views on the age of consent

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@rathor7_ Hot

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@Baggychip Yall hiring?👀

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@TheDougFiles Oracle

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@Sasquatch_Jesus Several

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@JustinWhang

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Soon as a bill goes to collections it’s not your problem anymore. There’s a guy in a suit whose job is to ask you for $100. He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. You’re a winner, you don’t talk to people like that anymore. Go buy a sandwich

[jimmydang @jimmer7201]

They shaking in they boots

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@Right_of_metal @jpgechele Don’t worry we will make sure you get your 1000g of daily carb intake fatty

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This song dropped at the peak of a 6 month coke bender when I had no money no pussy but I was at the gym for 2 hours every day and then I would get drunk and go fishing afterwards and it was the happiest I’ve ever been

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

2 years ago today...

YT & Lancey Foux — Black & Tan

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

This is breakfast pizza from @caseysgenstore

Oh. My. Days.

The photo does NOT do it justice.

Egg on pizza? Shouldn’t work but somehow it’s incredible! 🍕 🤤

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@Right_of_metal @jpgechele Shut up confederate

[moca @dogshit2002]

The ducks on the windshield of a Jeep Wrangler after it crashes into a ditch

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Coors Bankroll @dweebstomper]

FUCK MESSI