David Whitehead

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

I think I pulled a muscle trying to follow this mental backflip.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Nobody is being turned away for being gay. They could have gone in and gotten a cake but the owner did not want to specifically make a wedding cake for a gay union as it’s against her religion.

What’s next? Walk into a Jewish deli and demand they make a ham & cheese sandwich?

You’re a fear porn distributor.

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@ImMeme0 Maybe you should find a country where they require a woman to get a man's approval. I can think of a couple.

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@RepSwalwell They knew the risks when they deposited their money. There's a damn sign in the bank stating as such.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

When there are 4 people dining together and 3 of them are avowed Nazis and the 4th one doesn’t call them out, there are 4 Nazis dining together #facts

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@Wizards_DnD Absolutely not

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@Chocollazo what is going on with your facebook page?

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@VancityReynolds @AviationGin Ever think about sponsoring @altonbrown on Quarantine Quitchen

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

RT for no good reason.

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@DuncanIrvine5 @akaWorf @SirPatStew Dude, have you ever watched Star Trek

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

BREAKING: Donald trump has been banned from Jurassic Park

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@ByronYork @IMAO_ Twitter is under no obligation to put up with his or anyone else's bullshit.

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@tedcruz you worthless piece of shit

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@tedcruz If you still plan to object to any election results you deserve to be expelled from the senate and stripped of your US citizenship.

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@TessaViolet Grew up on usaf bases in Germany, called it an inspection shelf.

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@itsgfreviews My girlfriend can no longer call korok seeds anything other than poopies, and has gone full hol' up a minute looking for them

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@Ask_Spectrum it has been 36 hours with no internet, what gives?

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@Dasota Cartoon characters are immortals

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@dog_rates

[David Whitehead @dwhitehead1982]

@GordonRamsay first attempt at ramen, thoughts?