David Wienner

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

Scientist doing an IQ test on a 3-month old baby: what the hell? this guy's an idiot.

[David Wienner @dwienner]

@ringer It’s actually Bad Boys 2

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

How have hundreds of billions upon hundreds of billions of dollars been spent in the name of security since 9/11, along with the deployment of drones and surveillance tech, yet a few hundred protestors can so easily breach the Capitol, just waltzing in and taking it over?

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

this transcript gonna be straight insane

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

The image of Nancy Pelosi kneeling wearing a kente cloth is so woke that it actually feels racist

[Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza]

Plot twist https://t.co/FIXtiw5KBe

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Threatening nuclear war on Twitter feels like a terms of service violation

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

We're one misplaced @ away from the president telling North Korea to pass tax reform and threatening Mitch McConnell with military action

[Alayna Frankenberry 👻 @AFrankenberry]

So on a scale from 1 to Lady Olenna, how did your exit interview go? #GameOfThrones

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Comey's notes are very good.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Pepsi: nobody will embarrass themselves as much as us this week.

United: hold my beer...

Sean Spicer: hold my Pepsi...

[Joe Trippi @JoeTrippi]

This did not age well at all..... https://t.co/UcTDXWYuSN

[Mike Pesca @pescami]

I think you may be confusing freedom with Amazon Prime. https://t.co/GOvfJOAZDr

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

It can't be fake and made up — and also classified and leaked. Gonna have to pick one.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

An all caps "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" is the whitest thing to ever happen in black history month.

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

THIS ADDS UP TO 101% YOU FUCKING TURD SANDWICH. https://t.co/yQwyLxboKo

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Watching @ESPN remove themselves from the "culture of hatred" towards the patriots is hilarious! U fanned the flames for 10 years! #Whores

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

This is the first I am hearing of Donald Trump

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

So far I'd say Americans are handling the election results pretty well. I just wish someone would post a passionate, melodramatic statement.

[Boris Kodjoe @BorisKodjoe]

Condemning misogyny only bc you are a father of a girl or a husband to a wife is like condemning racism only bc you have a black friend.