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At 4:20, we get baked. At 4:44, we listen to techno 🖤

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Money can’t buy techno

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@ABQPOLICE What did he do that caused that much in damages?

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Don’t break the nail on the hand that feeds you

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It’s dope being with someone that sees the value in having a little bit of alone time every now and then. Even just a few hours to go shooting and grab lunch by myself is so refreshing

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@PezzDeLaGroove I kinda like being the only person in my little friend group that loves techno or any edm for that matter. Finding outrageous tracks releases so much serotonin since everything I find I’ve legitimately never heard before.

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To the old man that just spent 15 minutes buying copious amounts of lottery tickets and scratchers, I hope you die penniless 🖕🏿

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If you keep your dog locked in a kennel 24/7 I seriously won’t be friends with you. That’s some evil shit in my eyes

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@samsensational_ Then why has traffic become so much more ridiculous over the last few years.. Like where are these people going

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Why did covid permanently change the hours of literally every shop in existence. By multiple hours at that….

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I love how impressed people are when they see that I write in cursive

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I fucking hate people that spend 10 minutes at the gas station buying fucking lottery tickets. You’re not going to win anything and you’re taking forever, tool

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I drink coffee on my days off now too… I’m one of “them” now.

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Being a fast walker in a world full of slow fucking people is so agonizing

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YouTube suggestions have been on point with the new house this week

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I can feel when my socks don’t match. Like every step is uneven and painful to me.

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@TheNamesAllamma It’s even more important! You’re helping them build character at a time when they need it the most!

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I know I’m starting to get old with how much shit I keep in my shirt pocket

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I had my first Butterfinger in probably years the other day and now I can’t stop thinking about them. It’s weird. I’m weird.