Dalton Oswaldo

Biochemist/scientist👨🏾‍🔬 Manchester United❤️⚽️#walkbyfaithandnotbysight🙏

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Before gym: I don’t feel like going.

After gym: Best decision I made today.

[Andrew Kabuura. @andrewkabuura]

Retweet if your club has ever won the UEFA Champions League

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet to annoy our enemies 😂

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

God, please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying, hustling & studying.

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

buying myself a cow for my birthday is still on my bucket list.

[KIUNJURI @Alexiirander]

Bro to bro: Keep your hair short

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

In your 30's, you'll hear a voice telling you to choose baggy trousers.

Obey it

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UTDBradleyCarl]

Luke Shaw hiding behind injuries everytime a new manager wants to sell old players

[🛸 @tufthug]

MY LIFE ISN’T INSTAGRAMMABLE. HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

[Charles A. Fokuoh II Esq @CharlesFaraday1]

First rule of motion : don’t force ball.

Second rule of motion: when you finally receive the ball, BALL.

[Lost Temples™ @LostTemple7]

Bro is suffering from peace 😂

[em @emilyestrada39]

I really need to go to Spain and watch a Barcelona game

[Pricci @Pricci0]

The four Stages of a Morning lecture😂

[Bukunmi🧛‍♀️ @_bukunmi1]

“insufficient funds” “sufficient funds”

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

9:00 AM salary credit
9:05 AM paid rent
9:10 AM paid credit card bill
9:15 AM paid loans
9:30 AM Electricity bill
9:45 AM Gas bill
10:00 AM Grocery bill

10:15 AM Waiting for the next salary

[Brayo🇺🇬 @Ntalebrian22]

One US missile mistakenly lands in North Korea.

Kim Jong Un

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Stay away from anyone who thinks farming is for the poor.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Never forget your 1st company that gave you Chance to start your CAREER.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Kim Jung Un when he sees something like a missile across the sky but it turns out to be a shooting star