𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏

𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚘

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

When you think you’re about to have a meet-cute on the NYC subway but you get this note instead:

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

As an adult, if you’re objective whenever you go places is to make people feel like they don’t belong because you think don’t they deserve to be there, you’re a huge loser

[levy @1929stockcrash]

this guy needs to be stopped and once for all. he’s gone too far

[casey at the bat🏀 @thebenchesclear]

don’t you dare forget your roots you little red fuck

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

who wanna come over and do some ear stuff

[sevyn🫧 @4theloveofsevyn]

its officially my season... GEMINI SEASON bahahaha 😇😂

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Becoming Albanian

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

so it appears my summer will just be me rotating between being a depressed New Englander and a horny Texan

[LIV Morgan @YaOnlyLivvOnce]

Trouble trouble

[نوره @onlywithn]

you seem pretty healed for a girl who never got an apology

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

@DevonESawa What did the bunny do??

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

The funny thing about this character is she represents most of you, like this site is 80% people who think they’re in a position to morally judge others and throw the first stone, when they’re actually the people with the most anger and hate in their heart

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

@WiLLx386 I’m so sorry people are so hateful and miserable. This is the first time I’m interacting with you but that was a such a cute baby announcement. Congratulations!!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

Last night at my sister’s Seder dinner my nephew pronounced pharaoh as Pharrell

[Brad Hoylman-Sigal 🌈🥯 @bradhoylman]

You’re looking at the new sign that will greet people as they enter the Borough of Manhattan.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

Apparently this goes for using slurs and having N*zi tattoos too

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 @dyanasaurusrex]

Remember everyone, reaching across the political aisle is fine as long as it’s your leftist fav who does it

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

Every jfk jr look alike contest pisses me off bad. Somehow a freak family with giant irish heads had a male model for a son and people think what made him look like that was a george costanza baseball cap and a blazer? be so serious

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

amazing how you managed to fit every woman in a single photo

[Greenpointers @Greenpointers]

Hey @MTA, can G train riders ever hope for complete service on the weekends ever again? Or is this just an interminable problem?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

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