zoe

former femme

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The name's Vicky. That's Mrs. Woah if you're nasty!

[zoe @dykesforred40]

procrastination elf with trampoline due at 11:59:

[not emma @buttholefactory]

I have to build a trampoline tonight

[matt @mattybtweets69]

30,000 pages of the naughty list have been released, heavily redacted by The North Pole of course

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

the person in Meghan Trainor's hit song "No" asked her for her name, astrological sign, and phone number, but neglected to ask her for her pronouns... let that sink in

[zoe @dykesforred40]

at the burger king like onika=you burgers=rule

[zoe @dykesforred40]

I HATE GAY HALLOWEEN

[zoe @dykesforred40]

what a beautiful day out, i wish the city of burlington would dig up a highly traveled section of a road at random

[zoe @dykesforred40]

awesome awesome awesome i just had to pay to park at the post office to pay to mail my absentee ballot request

[zoe @dykesforred40]

to match melania belt 💕

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

His hands are fucking blue.

[zoe @dykesforred40]

love when i stay on campus for my 40 min break between classes. perfect time to spend $7

[Katya @katya_zamo]

If you’re gonna come over to my house for dinner, bringing 0 cal soda to drink why don’t you just knock the utensils out of my hand and kick me right in the pussy?

[zoe @dykesforred40]

@pomszn one hand is always on twitter

[zoe @dykesforred40]

wired headphones tangled in the bolo tie walking to photography class and i can’t untangle them bc im holding my matcha in glass jar

[zoe @dykesforred40]

okay so if it’s called gas then why is it a liquid? science the ball is in your court

[zoe @dykesforred40]

if i were president the sun would rise everyday at 6 am and set at 8:30 pm

[zoe @dykesforred40]

guy 2 rows in front of me is watching family guy no shot i pr today

[zoe @dykesforred40]

paid attention for 16 minutes in a row during my stem lecture today is science hiring??

[zoe @dykesforred40]

paid attention for 16 minutes in a row during my stem lecture today is science hiring??

[zoe @dykesforred40]

@isabizzybee like the original one? or this years calendar?

[zoe @dykesforred40]

girl i used to leave the house w my foundation mix on the back of my hand too. it’s okay but one day you do just have to pull yourself together

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

both of these photos of Trump's hand were taken today (Getty)

[zoe @dykesforred40]

looking for a snack at girlfriends house and found 4 cans of kidney beans