bwemmi

they live in the walls

[bwemmi @pomszn]

At the end of the day it’s just me and my monobasal fins

[bwemmi @pomszn]

The world is slowly realizing Mr Beast asexual is real. My work continues.

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[bwemmi @pomszn]

I think Miranda from Mormon wives is bisexual

[bwemmi @pomszn]

$888 🫩

[bwemmi @pomszn]

Over or under $600 for my surprise car maintenance 😝

[bwemmi @pomszn]

Over or under $600 for my surprise car maintenance 😝

[bwemmi @pomszn]

There’s a Mormon Wives husband that looks like Charlie Kirk

[bwemmi @pomszn]

I think the mosquito population outside my apartment is addicted to marijuana because they only show up when I hit the bong

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[bwemmi @pomszn]

It feels weird to see something like this because maybe I’m not as bad at writing as I think I’ve become

[bwemmi @pomszn]

@cann1balp1ss LFGGG u deserve it bro

[bwemmi @pomszn]

@cann1balp1ss KEITH SPOON!!!!

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Mr brown GOOD afternoon

[bwemmi @pomszn]

No AC anywhere in Burlington except the ER where it’s FREEZING

[bwemmi @pomszn]

I did it :)

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[bwemmi @pomszn]

@gasstationvacha LFGGGGGGG

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[keira @kettlevinyl]

every day people log onto twitter and say hello i have invented a new sexuality it is called bisexual

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[bwemmi @pomszn]

They made me cut the hashtag short because it was “too long”???? Is that even real?

[bwemmi @pomszn]

10k off my tuition because i wrote 500 words about being disabled #winning #litty #idostillneedtheotherscholarshipthoplsgetbacktomeorelseiwillbethousandsofdollarsmoreindebt