Dylan Galvan

Coach | STATE Alum | Texas Gamma ΦΚΨ | Un niño sin amor |

[Dylan Galvan @Dyl_501]

“Hanging on to animosity is only ruining your life, it’s not ruining theirs”

[julia @juumelo_]

btw if you don’t lock in and drink 15 beers tonight they said they’re gonna kill you

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Everyone a stoner now, but when I was blowin in 7th grade I was a bad influence 😂

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

in a world full of parties and drugs u will find me at home on drugs

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

personally i wouldn’t have gotten turned to a pig bc when she asked ‘do you like my meat’ i woulda said ayo pause

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Nathan @NathanIsRed]

Watching the World Cup and still seeing Pulisic commercials

[bum @BattleRapBum]

I do, to the baseline

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

I wish there were some Hawaii soccer game on after this so we could all try to win our money back.

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

THANK GOD FOR RAE SREMMURD

[Dylan Galvan @Dyl_501]

Game ain’t based on sympathy

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

USA rides with Mexico 🤝

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Circle K cashier asked what my weekend plans were, I said hanging by the pool probably, she asked me if it was my own pool, I said yes, then she asked if I wanted three kids running around it, good to know I still got that magical charm

[Bear Misterio🐻 @BearMisterio]

See you Sunday England.

[Dylan Galvan @Dyl_501]

The oilfield guys I went to high school with just discovered day trading. Same guy used to tell me I was a clown, now he’s watching a prebuilt 20 EMA indicator.

Life.

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[Dylan Galvan @Dyl_501]

Did I need the leather seats? No

Did I get the leather seats?
Yes, of course I did