Dylan Cushner

Never be great. Be average all the time.

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@DT3DWoodArt Any still available?

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

Thank You @Lj_era8

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@mromanell Who put the players on the team

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Steve Jobs died and we all lost our jobs, Johnny Cash died and we all lost our cash, please god don’t let Bob Dylan die

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

win games and attendance will be higher

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Wanna get the fans back excited and invested in the team? Trade their 1.1 golden boy to a division rival!

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

Thank you @Lj_era8

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@SonataAway Canes path to the cup 2026

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

Overpay

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.

Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
https://t.co/qU732Imrfg

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Baltimore Orioles lineup might have the best lineup in baseball. Whatever order Craig Albernaz chooses, he’s got Gunnar Henderson, Pete Alonso, Jordan Westburg, Taylor Ward, Adley Rutschman, Jackson Holliday, Sam Basallo, Dylan Beavers and Colton Cowser. A wrecking crew.

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

Mr. Jeff may I please reintroduce you to the 2025 Baltimore Orioles

[RAMEY @HoodieRamey]

Madubuike news about to make me have a celebratory orange crush at noon on a Tuesday

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

❌ John Harbaugh Fired:
“WTF?! He won a Super Bowl 13 years ago! He didn’t turnover the ball. Terrible move!”

✅ Sean McDermott Fired:
“He won 5 straight division titles and has 2 AFCCG appearances in 9 seasons, but I understand. Sometimes change is needed to get over the hump.”

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks Makes sense that you already own it

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks I’d say they clearly have been

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks Rules are objective my friend, I’m totally fine agreeing that the rule is written poorly

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks Hahaha you have a great rest of your day man

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks Anything to say for the rules analysts and experts that actually know what they are talking about then?

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks If 31 fanbases disagree with you, maybe you have to take a step back

[Dylan Cushner @dyl_cush]

@JustAnthrSean @BarstoolBanks It’s the same play, same result, hope this helps