dylan

All posts, comments, and photos are of my own beliefs and do NOT represent that of my company.

[Bones @CybrTwnk]

@deltamagnet fully loaded him up

[Bones @CybrTwnk]

when the bisexual guy i was talking to stayed the night at my house and posted a pic the next day announcing his engagement to his girlfriend

[dylan @dylan27198391]

@MistressIBrooks So… where are they??

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks @MistressIBrooks]

How it feels when I’m fighting demons, mentally ill, car just got broken into, no trade, still fat, sick, bad news after bad news and yall sitting here talking about

“where are the Roblox videos fatty???” 😔

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

[dylan @dylan27198391]

I wish it still hurt. But it doesnt anymore. It just feels numb right away. It used to hurt, but then it always helped. And now it’s nothing but numb. I just want it to go away.

[ape escape the dj the show 🦧💿📺 @ap33scap3]

the tgirl grindr experience is getting messages from 70 different guys that look just like this which all say some variation of "will you top me"

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

French lawmaker calls for U.S. to return Statue of Liberty, saying America no longer represents its founding values.

[Brady @captainbrady13]

Rent is insane. I’m telling you, right now it is impossible for a single person to live in a safe area, pay for a car, pay for rent, pay bills, and eat healthy. What’s happened is we make the same amount of money as we did 6 years ago, but rent has went up so much. A place that was $1300 in 2019 may be $2000-$2500 now. And I’m talking an average, decent place. Right now making 60k is like the old 35k.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American citizen breaks down in tears because she is now living in her car “for the foreseeable future”

She has a job but rent prices are so out of control in America and you need 2.5x the rent to qualify for an apartment, she has to live in her car

Rent is out of control

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I got my driver’s license!

[dylan @dylan27198391]

@DisneyDLV Unfollowed cause I’m not rich and can’t keep up with these constant 30$ dlc packs. Good luck or whatever

[alba @softprettty]

Told my dad to not leave my scrub daddy full of fish chunks and he said I can go live somewhere else

[Neo @NeoWokio]

Air travel was statistically the safest way to travel until about a month ago

[Plane Jane @planejaneburger]

I’m not sure about the outcome of this episode but one thing remains absolutely certain, my sis Kori flopped 😍

[culture @notgwendalupe]

19 years ago, Ashley Tisdale & Lucas Grabeel released 'What I've Been Looking For'

[dawni @musical_afro]

it already is if you're not a fucking idiot

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

In a normal presidency you would either invoke the 25th amendment or immediately impeach the president for this