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[d @dylanTmclean]

@Blake9572627528 @josephflaherty Change the projectile into a drone?

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

niggas with tourette’s only got bad ticks why yall not bussin out a couple “hoorays” perhaps a “woohoo”

[d @dylanTmclean]

Next person to tell me I look thin is catching hands I FUCKIN KNOW I have a sick baby and look like the after photo on a survival show

[Trad @mythotrad]

Yeah bro while you were doing this I had to go to work

[d @dylanTmclean]

Actually we did know this

[Carlos Danger's Alt Account @ayowhatsgoodtho]

@justinpodur

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“250 grams of water? What’s that in milliliters??” I have incredible news

[d @dylanTmclean]

@Ronald_Nuisance @dinodoodeTV @joshuarolson Found another

[Tim Birkin @bloody_osiris]

Nah when she turned the camera around and none of them niggas was looking back was scary

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

"Hate Trump, love war on Iran" gotta be an ideological combo held by no more than 1% of the general population and yet it's like 90% of liberal pundits and at least half of liberal politicians

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Imagine all the mossad data centers get destroyed and suddenly US politicians start acting totally different

[d @dylanTmclean]

@swyx @ass_hatchet @nytimes I think they want straight guys tho

[d @dylanTmclean]

It’s bc 2g carts are $20 and alcohol industry is all fraud

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

🚨THE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY HAS LOST $830 BILLION IN FOUR YEARS BECAUSE GEN Z IS NOT DRINKING

[d @dylanTmclean]

Is it a younger generation thing or a country of origin thing to say “dollar amount ‘with’ cents amount” as opposed to “dollar amount ‘and’ cents amount”

[d @dylanTmclean]

Sometimes it feels like the world is out to make you crazy, for instance one of my former bosses is in the Epstein files more than 1000 times

[Matt @MattLuceen]

@tbpn @steipete The tiger

He destroyed his cage

Yes

YES

The tiger is out

[Niontay @sexafterchurch]

all these old ass niggas rap beef. nigga they shooting Minneapolis whites inna face outside, go read a book n buy a stick this shi finna get biblical

[Pleometric @pleometric]

why do i lowkey agree with spongebob here 🙏😭😭

[Peanut @VilifiedPeanut]

Since yall dont know ball