Morbidly A Beast

Backup account for @dylanthebeast.

[Morbidly A Beast @dylan_abeast]

Old Twitter account dylanthebook is having issues so I am here now. In case you are confused if this is really me, Dylan, I posted a small note on my substack.
https://t.co/TTd3y6MpP5

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Actually Ma'am, I do have a problem with legal Migration. They vote 80-20 Democrat and are represented by people Like Mamdani and Ilhan Omar. I have a huge problem with it.

[Morbidly A Beast @dylan_abeast]

@munkimoder As the son of a professional mechanic. Don't convert any fleet vehicle to a camper.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

as a paramedic dont ever buy a used ambulance

[NEET priest @serpentinedumb1]

So-called "physical media fans" when I burn my PS2 games onto blank DVD-Rs instead of dropping 500 dollars on a used copy of Silent Hill 2

[OrbitalDropSangheiliTrooper @logorn_gadum]

How about a shotgun that uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Doesn't one blast enemy players
Has no aura
And I hate it

[𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 @TheNathanNS]

My hope for GTA VI is, if Rockstar are adding some sort of "mystery" then they actually fuckin finish it fully this time

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

Posted this to bl*esky and ppl are having genuine discussions whether or not it’s ethical to tell people to stop watching porn while at work

[ElectionMapsIF @ElectionMapsIF]

Establishment republicans will see this, look you in the eyes, and tell you that brown people are "natural conservatives" unlike those "entitled" young White men

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

They have to mention things that this guy did 20 years after the revolution because during the revolution he was going around doing nighttime bayonet raids with his goons murdering pacifist Quakers in their sleep and they also need to downplay general British brutality during the revolution from many a officer from Canada such as
Lieutenant Richard Houghton, Major Christopher Carleton, Sir John Johnson, Captain Walter Butler to name a couple.

Also, 1812 unprovoked please how about those British sponsored Native American raids all across the frontier.

Attacks on Harmar and St. Clair (1790–1791)
Siege of Dunlap’s Station (January 1791)
Raid on Fort Recovery (June 1794)
Construction of Fort Miamis (April 1794)
Battle of Fallen Timbers (August 1794)
Many of these above events specifically had Canadian militiamen fighting along with Canadian officers and advisors.

Battle of Tippecanoe 1811 there were no Canadians present instead, it was a massive stockpile of brand-new, British-manufactured firearms and gunpowder from Canada.

All of these events over 22 years showed repeatedly Great Britain was using Canada as a base to orchestrate bloodshed on the American frontier.
Which was highlighted in President James Madison's war speech on June 1st 1812.

"In reviewing the conduct of Great Britain toward the United States our attention is necessarily drawn to the warfare just renewed by the savages on one of our extensive frontiers ? a warfare which is known to spare neither age nor sex and to be distinguished by features peculiarly shocking to humanity. It is difficult to account for the activity and combinations which have for some time been developing themselves among tribes in constant intercourse with British traders and garrisons without connecting their hostility with that influence and without recollecting the authenticated examples of such interpositions heretofore furnished by the officers and agents of that government."

Lieutenant Governor John Graves Simcoe was literally the main supplier and sent Canadian militia and officers during the Northwest Indian War and his policy was to try and create a proxy buffer state literally promoted acts of savagery and barbarity in this conflict. He reluctantly backed down and withdrew to the modern Canadian border only after Indigenous forces were defeated at the Battle of Fallen Timbers and the Treaty of Greenville was signed in 1795.

[Pota Norimaki @BasedPota18]

Also note the fact as much as Peter misses the rent he never actually evicts him

He likes the guy

[George Roush @GeorgeRoush]

By the way, the "Bill" story is based on a real thing that happened.

When I first bought my viper, I was at a gas station when my battery tripped, and the car's anti-theft reset. The anti-theft on a viper (which doesn't have locking doors) is very aggressive, so it's difficult to bypass.

For 30 minutes, I tried to start the car...unsuccessfully.

I found a post on the forums from 2007 with the phone number of a team viper engineer attached to it. It was a longshot, but I called the number anyway because I was stuck on the side of the road with no other options.

To my shock, he picked up the phone. I apologized for the intrusion and asked if he could direct me to references on how to jump the system without diagnostic tools. His response shocked me

"No better reference than me. I designed the system. I've walked hundreds of owners through this, I'm happy to help"

He proceeded to, while sitting in his recliner watching Jeopardy with his wife, walk me through... step by step... wire by wire... how to splice my wiring to bypass the antitheft and "steal" my own car. He made me swear to secrecy on the method; only share it over the phone or directly in person, and never post it online.

He was able to point out the location of every relevant bolt, panel, wire, and connector accurately without ever even looking at the car.

I had similar experiences while working on my fuel injectors. A viper engineer walked me through the casting process of my intake, explained who did the casting, what materials was used, and how to properly inspect/clean it.

THAT'S what made Team Viper so special.

[Morbidly A Beast @dylan_abeast]

@CowGirlKisser That's sad because it was a 6/10 at the time.

[Kung Fu Man @KungFuMan316]

Pete should've hooked up with Ursula.
Look, I like MJ and Pete in the comics, but Raimi MJ liked Spider-Man more and was a pretty meh character.

Ursula liked Peter for Peter.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Genuinely imagine, you live in a place where the peak of technology is sharp rocks on sticks and you see 30 of these come over the horizon

[Morbidly A Beast @dylan_abeast]

@BENZOTOOIE The Mexico soccer team was reminded what this felt like the other day.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Holy shit

[Morbidly A Beast @dylan_abeast]

@GameOverStation Honestly why I stopped being so specific

[Shami Stovall, Author @GameOverStation]

It's true.

[Morbidly A Beast @dylan_abeast]

You know that pussy has to be so beat up it looks like hound dog jowls.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

how fucking retarded are these women