Dylan Honig

Part time doctor, financial advisor, detective and clock management expert

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

After a 1-0 start to the season, Mets fans have suddenly gone quiet. Wya boys!?

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@ShaneSharem There is something beautiful about just running the damn ball

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Yea @LegionHoops ? You got a 10 year old child running your account? Dude is 41 years old. It’s hard sometimes. Guess what? He’s up 3-0 carrying yet another ass team. U should lose ur internship. @CorenthalEli tell these fools to wake up

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron just straight up didn’t get back on defense in the biggest possession of the game

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@MLB I thought Adam silver was stupid.

Just tried to purchase MLB TV for the remainder of the season. Unfortunately, you need to connect your espn/disney account to your tv provider to your Verizon account to your mlb account.

Maybe next year, idiots.

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

The entire landscape of the NBA changed when you, Adam Silver, partnered with the gambling companies. Every issue stems from the gambling. End the partnerships, end the promotions, stop the in game live parlay bullshit. YOU BROKE IT, SO FIX IT

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Angry gambling companies reportedly played a part in Adam Silver punishing teams for tanking, per @BenGolliver

“Over-unders are at stake. You know, player props are at stake. If coaches are just willy-nilly not playing guys the entire game, and they’re not letting people know in advance that they plan to do that, you’re going to have a lot of angry gamblers and a lot of angry gambling companies as well.”

(Via @goatnbapod / h/t @TheNBABase )

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Hahahahahahaha

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

It continues to go down as the worse QB decision ever. They ended the ‘24 season with a QB room of Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones.

The “QB masterclass organization” now has zero QBs because of terrible organizational decisions. They better pray JJ pans out. #nfl #Vikings

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@ShaneSharem @JadensIV Shaneeeeeeeee

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@Vikings how do you guys feel headed into the Super Bowl? The most senseless decision ever.

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

It continues to go down as the worse QB decision ever. They ended the ‘24 season with a QB room of Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones.

The “QB masterclass organization” now has zero QBs because of terrible organizational decisions. They better pray JJ pans out. #nfl #Vikings

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Tyler Kolek #merryknicksmas

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Kick a field goal from the half yard line. It’s 2025. Fire all of them

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Good morning Brian Daboll and Shane Bowen.

Here’s what you should do this morning:

- Download Madden
- Online competitive mode the entire day
- Pay attention. Your opponents will manipulate the clock and beat you consistently
- Learn from what they are doing. It’s how you win

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@LocksSargent WHERE IS HE

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@Jakeleon16 Let’s go!!!

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

It continues to go down as the worse QB decision ever. They ended the ‘24 season with a QB room of Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones.

The “QB masterclass organization” now has zero QBs because of terrible organizational decisions. They better pray JJ pans out. #nfl #Vikings

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

I don’t wish anything bad on JJ. I wish something horrible on the Vikings.

Allowing Darnold to walk, after throwing for 4500 yards and 35 touchdowns, and making the playoffs is generationally stupid.

They were projected to be terrible in 2024. Darnold changed the trajectory.

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Anyone gets a mic these days. If Bo is healthy, he’s your shortstop. Could be the worst take I’ve ever heard

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Bo Bichette says he'll be ready to go for the World Series, but finding a spot for him in the lineup is going to be tough.

"As much as I think Bo's an awesome player, right now, I think you just say, look, man, I'm sorry, we're rolling with what we got," says @AJPierzynski12.

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

When the giants scored that last touchdown - the Broncos odds to win drastically shot up. The Broncos had a much lower chance to win the game when the ball was at the 1-yard line.

THINK ABOUT THAT

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Good morning Brian Daboll and Shane Bowen.

Here’s what you should do this morning:

- Download Madden
- Online competitive mode the entire day
- Pay attention. Your opponents will manipulate the clock and beat you consistently
- Learn from what they are doing. It’s how you win

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Good morning Brian Daboll and Shane Bowen.

Here’s what you should do this morning:

- Download Madden
- Online competitive mode the entire day
- Pay attention. Your opponents will manipulate the clock and beat you consistently
- Learn from what they are doing. It’s how you win

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

Things that made me wake up happy this morning:

- Yankees win
- McMahon diving and flipping into dugout for a huge out
- Cam Schlittler
- Volpe hitting and playing defense
- Cam Schlittler
- Austin wells good ABs
- Cam Schlittler
- Speed on bases
- Cam Schlittler

#RepBX

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

@espn with one of the most awful production performances ever during the first day of MLB postseason.

Something to complain about in every game so far. Fix your shit

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

#NFL Prediction

There is one thing left to try to stop the push.

If the eagles run the push, just start beating the crap out of Jalen Hurts and others. Late hits. Un sportsmanlike conducts. Take the penalty yards, it’s worth it.

If you can’t stop it, make them scared to run it

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

I don’t wish anything bad on JJ. I wish something horrible on the Vikings.

Allowing Darnold to walk, after throwing for 4500 yards and 35 touchdowns, and making the playoffs is generationally stupid.

They were projected to be terrible in 2024. Darnold changed the trajectory.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy is expected to be sidelined two-to-four weeks with a high ankle sprain.

With McCathy out, Vikings QB Carson Wentz is now in line to start.

[Dylan Honig @dylan_honig]

It just never would’ve happened with Siciliano. RedZone going downhill fast

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

NFL RedZone will have full commercials for the first time since the show began in 2009, host Scott Hanson said on the @PatMcAfeeShow

The show's rights were acquired by ESPN on August 5th