Dylan

[america’s next top @dj_sal_]

lmfao (la más fucking awesome es Oona) -José Miguel

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

I hate when hot people are in relationships like what do you mean you can’t kiss me ??

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

If you shave your pussy you should kill yourself

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Where there’s a will there’s a warehouse -ocean

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Working at the harm reduction stall and these boys came asking for viagra

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

If no one loves me the strangers on the metro will

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Just had a bartender take a liking to me! I may need to have my stomach pumped

[•_• @birukitus]

Dylan and I are gonna FIND this lion and give her ALL of our mushrooms!

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

@dj_sal_ Oona 💔

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Who has a hot dad day

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Just had sex in Spanish #bilingual

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Literally just flashed a titty in cafe milano so awkward

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

I love to love so when I hate it’s always valid

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

@wormbrainer I have that candle holder in my room now ❤️

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

All I do at work is talk shit, beg for shots of tequila, and serve grown men mango daddys 💦

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Tweeting live from the toilet

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

Eating meat with my vegetarian friends is my favorite evil pastime

[Dylan @dylanhastwitte]

I want to throw tomatoes at people from a rooftop :-(

[Hannah Priestley @HanPriestley]

Heard a story that someone bought a book cover for for Harry’s autobiography so they could read it on the tube without being embarrassed