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[𓀬 lish 𓀬 @wormbrainer]

Going to a club in ny called somewhere nowhere everywhere elsewhere nowadays everyday yesterday these days

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

[Meg @heirmeg]

i’m ngl FIDI is going to sink like 3 inches tomorrow lmao and that shit already going under as it is

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

lot of people appealing to "the law" in response to the murder in Minneapolis by an ice agent, asking for prosecution "to the fullest extent of the law".....but that is 'the law'. 'the law' is who did that.

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[cass @luv2clomp]

california is beautiful and all but I live in new york because I understand that I deserve to be punished

[𓀬 lish 𓀬 @wormbrainer]

@grace__iphone Rainbow fishies rainbow fishies

[Officialgracie @OfficialGracie]

You gotta do at least 3 white people activity per year for a healthy & balanced wellbeing

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

everyone in bushwick getting laid tn

[peepaw expert @deadnavyseal]

Gonna hang a picture of Zohran in my house like Irish Catholics did with jfk

[𓀬 lish 𓀬 @wormbrainer]

Suddenly everyone wants to be my friend when I got Thin Mints in the freezer

[𓀬 lish 𓀬 @wormbrainer]

Dudes be named Ken but can’t

[carli @poisonpeachh]

dudes be named Will but won’t

[𓀬 lish 𓀬 @wormbrainer]

Busy being a mother of seasons

[𓀬 lish 𓀬 @wormbrainer]

For me, January is all about defeatism

[puff @rishipuff]

i know wearing indian clothes at a wedding must hit so hard when ur white