Dylan Jones

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

[wint @dril]

its apparent people arent taking these social distancing measures seriously. on my way to the gym i had 2 people suck my shit completely off

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

3000 BC black mirror episode, a man drowns in a Mesopotamian irrigation ditch

[cj @chronowerks]

C.C.C.C. and Hijokaidan on some italian tv show in 1997 is like looking into an alternative universe where noise music went mainstream instead of alt-rock, especially once the audience started getting into it

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

for the potato fears not death

[binp @the_binp]

yea i've got a porn addiction. i'm addicted to porn myself another beer

[wint @dril]

they said they were treating the king with Potions. hes become too powerful to be seen in public. hes imprisoned in a big tube like mew two

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

*this* is how you do SEO

[computer man @gloomfather]

Peekaboo culture is so toxic. This dude just straight up disappeared behind his hands mid conversation and then shows up again like it’s no big deal? And yeah I’m giggling and it’s funny as fuck. But that does NOT make this kind of behavior okay

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

sitting here in my bandit mask, literally shaking

[ned @capnjazzyjeff]

guy who lives on my road who’s a black cab driver but also a full-on lycra and special shoes cycling guy. imagine how powerful you’d feel straddling both of those worlds every day. he’s like blade