dylan

26 | cancer | i write about art & politics

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

bravado

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

What SpongeBob and Patrick Teach Us About Queerplatonic Partnership And Neurodivergence

[tré easton @treeaston]

the face I make when I did it and I’m not sorry

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

the way that’s lowkey the pinnacle of my LA experience is very sad

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

remembering when I ran (literally ran, as in I was dashing and smacked my body into) John Densmore in a Santa Monica Whole Foods

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

have reached the early transition stage of feeling like a poser

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

awesome

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

EXCLUSIVE: @TroyJackson207 responds to CNN reporting that he ran an anonymous account online to troll Republicans.

His response: I guess so :)

[masha 💙 @mmikhailovna]

what are the monkees even about?

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

the new era being cole escola

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Troye Sivan stuns for new era.

[kale @doubIehomicide]

The way my kindness is always taken as weakness

[heather @prettyalbatross]

(urbanist watching a funeral procession) this would be so much more efficient if it were a bus...

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

@depletedShe i did not get that ad but it’s a shame bc that would’ve worked on me like a road runner cartoon trap

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

shop-bop-a-loo-beep-boop-bop

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

I can see clearly now the rain has gone…🎶

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

spent $418 on makeup

[logan ☮🔻 @S0NGT0THESIREN]

i think the best thing about this clip is the fact that they just aired it on television and didn't think to get a second take 😭 like they really couldn't have given less of a shit about how they looked on what was literally the most popular sitcom in america at the time

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

…amount to nothing more than preventing another left wing candidate from winning, which is the trend atm

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

Now that it appears Troy Jackson is gonna be the senate nominee in Maine, I’m curious to know the level to which the DNC funds his campaign. His message is identical to Platner, but they could throw him under the bus under the guise of writing off the state — a move that would…

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

Inject it directly into my veins

[dylan @dylanjamesoff]

Drag names I’ve come up with at work:

Miss Trustful
Hooker Crook
Amanda Fondle
Valid Thot