Dylan Jensen

Im not smart I just wear glasses.

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@Haileyyyraee Which one?

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@FuckBerries What about utah? 🤔

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@Haileyyyraee Same, and i dont even play it that much

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

Spending the day with this cutie ❤

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

Took my niece out eat, shes too cute

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

As of today im 40 lbs down, so thats good

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@JelaniBear But it works great 😂

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

You ever been so tired that you full on slap yourself just to stay awake

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

TRUMP: "I'm very popular in Britain."

The 250,000 people at the anti-Trump protest in London, right now:

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@JelaniBear @jennafischer Havent seen it

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@JelaniBear You already know im good at beer pong 😎😂

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

There's a special place in hell for people that go below the speed limit in the fast lane.

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@Haileyyyraee Maybe 😂

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

Leaving for washington friday 😜🌲

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@Haileyyyraee Honestly tho, I hink this is a sign that I just need to get a whole new car 😂

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

Havent even had my car for a year yet and ive been in 2 accidents in the past 4 months (both not my fault😂)

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@JelaniBear Hey, both times I got hit I was obeying traffic laws. 😂

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

Been at my job for almost 3 years, wtf 😂

[Dylan Jensen @dylanjensen84]

@JelaniBear @Haileyyyraee It happens on the rare occcasion im not going atleast 30 over the speed limit 😅😂