Dylan John

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

There’s nothing I hate more than being poor

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

“Your writing skills are exemplary...I can’t wait to see your published works one day. You will be an amazing researcher!”

Y’all, excuse me while I sob 😭 I’ve never felt so validated.

[Dr. Margarett McBride, Author 📚 @RenaissanceMars]

Graduate school is having things be dragged out so long that you just end up being like Rihanna when you turn it in.

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

Honestly just wanna bang my head against a wall today

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

If you ever feel like shit, take a bath, listen to Fleetwood Mac, and moisturize. You’ll feel better, I promise.

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

American Horror Story: America

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

God I wanna get drunk

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

This man literally told white supremacists to “stand by.”

[leia @leiafrater]

sarah paulson when she gets offered the role of a heterosexual non smoker

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@kokonectar Backhand that lil bitch across the yard 😂😂

[Mashable @mashable]

"My most fervent wish is that i I will not be replaced until a new president is installed." #RIPRBG
https://t.co/HyMsQFdCsR

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@kokonectar Why not both 🤪

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

Kinda want to scream into the void. Kinda want to nap.

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@kokonectar I live for how organized you are. I love it

[Jenya 🧪✨ @xhimichka]

dear incoming/younger students,
please don't EVER feel like you're annoying us (senior students), bothering us, distracting us or wasting our time by asking questions, even questions you think are stupid or simple, and HERE'S WHY:

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@kokonectar She was wild, honestly. Mom still has the pic of her and the uncle in reference in the hallway lol

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@tayahlthibo What happened in 2017? I feel like we went from 2016 to 2019 and now we’re in a century long 2020

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@kokonectar Same, it runs in the family

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

@kokonectar But for the love of god, wear a mask in public spaces

[Dylan John @dylanjohn0912]

Just so we are clear: I’m here for the memes. I have no interest in spreading someone’s private photos.