Dylan King

Writer of #fantasy stories, consumer of Dr Pepper.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

Fancy something a little more bingeable? Check out my series of episodic progression fantasy novellas, The Shadow Binder! Expect: A post apocalyptic fantasy world, monster battles, and found family abound.

https://t.co/jr22lTpq95

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

On the other hand, this is a certified banger, so listen at your own risk.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

The scary thing is just how little time it took to get from doomscrolling conservative twitter for laughs to 'we're all infected with brain parasites of satan that make you wanna do blow and hookers and also vote democrat'.

I think I've had enough internet for the day ta.

[Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1]

🪱The Parasite Pill 2.0🪱
🎶Music Video (2024)🎶

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@WhackNicholson To be fair, this was their third go.

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@zulkuss @KalShadaar @vordea @dgb49 @Hellstorm_Mikey "These industro fascist hive city hellscapes sure do remind of exaggerated mining and industrial towns into 80s/early 90s northern Britain, I sure am glad the northern British makers of this didn't put any contemporary politics into this *satirical* setting back then."

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@MBlackrane Got this shirt the first time I saw them at Twickenham way back. The front was the back patch on my battle jacket for a good while before I got my Blasphemy one.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@DaniFinnwrites Oh he's back is he? 5 years ago, I might have unblocked him for a little fun at his expense. I can't tell if I've matured or just gotten lazier 😅

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

My last 4 Indie reads. What are yours?

[E.L. Lyons, Dark Epic Fantasy Author ✝️ @Lyons_Pen]

My last 4 Indie reads. What are yours?

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@ReduceRight I met my wife at Wacken, so like, yeah 😅

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@BlogSpells Path of Blades is a banger tbf.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

Can you name a Vampire that isn't Dracula?

[❄️ J. Morgyn White ❄️ @JMorgynWhite]

Can you name a Vampire that isn't Dracula?

[❄️ J. Morgyn White ❄️ @JMorgynWhite]

Can you name a Vampire that isn't Dracula?

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

Midnight, running on fumes, and writing fight scenes to dungeon synth. Every third word is a typo, I can't hold coherent thoughts in my head and yet, I feel like I'm cooking. Tomorrow I will likely wake to realise it's unreadable, but fuck it. Lets go.

https://t.co/eWacHtRez4

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@rrvirdi What is this 'water' you speak of? And what is it's caffeine content, because what is even the point of it if it won't give me about 3 hours of normal functionality before causing a crash at about 11am and leaving me wallowing in existential dread until I get to go home at 5?

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@JanMiklas01 Yep. I'm actually planning to do a series of articles (maybe even a YouTube thing, if I can get past the cringe of recording myself) about this exact topic. Far too many new writers getting hammered by well-meant bad advice.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@BookwormBlues This was a fun way to end a chapter 😅

"The last thing Casek saw before the room exploded in a haze of brilliant, sapphire blue light was that clawed hand, now slick and stained crimson, with its slender fingers wrapped tightly around -----’s still beating heart."

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@JanMiklas01 I don't hate writing rules, but I do hate how they're presented by much of the internet. As do's and don'ts instead of as tools in your arsenal that work you have to learn when and how to use.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@PirateSoftware Just make sure you leave Deborah and Deborahs desk alone.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

Hail the victorious dead.

RIP Bernard Hill.

[Dylan King @dylankingwrites]

@king_reinhardt I respect that. I cant afford pro editing and barely can afford the cover art I've had done so far.

I've decided to try and build up to it. Self pub with what I can afford, and hopefully maintain enough quality that some will buy into it. As I grow, I'll use that to invest back