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[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@Dobs407 Help!

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@Praiseinterests AbbeyRoad Johnson

[peter lane @peterlanee]

A Hard Day’s Night but it’s edited like Victorious

[Ben @_info2019]

73% of women on the titanic survived.

Only 19% of men did.

Read that again.

Even the richest men alive, class, power, status, all useless when the ship started sinking.

Hierarchy collapsed.

Gender didn’t.

“Women and children first”

Not a suggestion.

A rule men didn’t break.

Men stood there.

No panic
No begging.

Just accepted it.

They didn’t ask:
“Do I know her?”
“Is she worth it?”
“Will she remember me?”

No one asked if it was fair.

No camera.
No applause.
No second chances.

Zero return.
Full cost.

Understand this:

When survival gets limited, a man’s life becomes negotiable.

Men like that built the world.

And today?

Masculinity gets mocked.

Call it whatever you want.
But when everything collapsed, men paid first.

This isn’t opinion.
This is history.

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@imtaitianaj So i should start beating women then ☺️🙏😪

[David Lynch's Worlds @ObnoxandAnony]

FILMING "ABBEY ROAD" RECREATION FOR THE BEATLES BIOPIC:

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

What do you do when youre in the UK and you are absolutely loving it then someone makes fun of you for being american😪

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@fountinsofwayne Fuck

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@SqueezyMcJibz @ADHDisfake Youre scum

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@jazuzt @trippieredd Words hurt your feelings 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@realDonaldTrump you made me miss my flight in Cleveland so you owe me $200 thanks og😪

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@FanaticsBook 84,301

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@waitmaya 31

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@ramonmcandrews Yessir brother

[Ramon Shariff McAndrews @ramonmcandrews]

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[FF7 Tifa Fan @TifaFan1997]

@garyboomer58 @eericmyers Own up to your anti-racism and buy a house in a predominantly black neighborhood and see how much you like living there.

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Charlie Kirk is just exceptional here.
I miss his wit and quick responses.

You might want to bookmark this video with Charlie to hang on to…

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@frankterry41588 @etanthomas36 We need more people like you, see how your comment has no likes or replies? Because its the truth, everyone is so divided based on race its crazy asf

[dylan🇺🇸🇬🇧 @dylanoprin1]

@MrBeast 67,699