Dylan's Hot Takes

Tough customer. I know what I want and I know how to get it. Here to tell the truth, NOT be your friend. Let's chat. #MAGMA

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First thing's first- I do not have time for pc lollipop lickers who don't like my takes. No participation medals here, you weenies.

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Another day, another dollar for Dylan. And I’m not giving that dollar away, so you libs better not be getting any ideas #MorningCupOfDylan

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@realDonaldTrump These beams will not melt, steel is the future! #StandWithDylan #KeepJobsInAmerica

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I see a few new followers choosing to #StandWithDylan. Here’s to the stars and bars #MAGA #Agriculture

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@FoxNews Looks like I’m flying American from now on #StandWithDylan

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@PressSec @lagibbs84 Just what does everyone think about this new term “Super MAGA”? Is it better than the original “MAGA”?

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.@officialsigep Glad to hear about more great Carlson Leadership Academies being held accords the nation. Are you teaching more about agriculture than in previous years? I felt that part was lacking.

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@realDonaldTrump Liberals are like a train set- fun when you can keep everything on track, but hopeless once things go off the rails! Conservatives are like steam engines, new and ready for anything!

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Today I’m walking my farmland checking for stray eggs that may have rolled out of the coop. You’re DAMN RIGHT that no one is doing it for me. Later, when the day’s work is done, I’ll celebrate with a roll in the hay (real or figurative is for you to decide) #Dylan #MAGA

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@realDonaldTrump @SecretService Here’s a secret, Donald; you’re doing great! The fake news media doesn’t want you to know, but I will. Focus on a little more on tax cuts for agriculture, A- job #MAGA #StandWithDylan #HotTakeCentral

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@FoxNews @POTUS My drainage ditch was classified as a “lake” by the libs in 2011. Talk about a load of shit, it was mostly just liquified cow manure. Let me farm the way I want!

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@FoxNews @POTUS Great to hear, but what about the other important “stock” in this country? Livestock? #LetsTalkAboutAgriculture #DylansHotTakes

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@ChristiChat Fourth allow extended agricultural leave. Kids need more time outside on their farms and less time having their brains rotted by fake news!

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@KamVTV If @realDonaldTrump came from a cow, he’d be the tastiest milk ever consumed #50%

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@realDonaldTrump Liberals are like puppies- all fun and games until you realize you have to feed them, shelter them and pay for their trips to the vet #DylansHotTakes #FollowDylan

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Hey fuck-a-dillies, I think it’s time I stepped back into the Twitter game. Since I’ve been gone I:
-Bench pressed 350 💪🏻
-Have been featured twice on Info Wars🎥
-Visited colleges around the country and educated them on the importance of hot takes🔥

America. Needs. Dylan.

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It was a great Saint Patrick's Day with the boys. I drank green beer, yelled obscenities and even got to punch a few liberal fleabags.

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Ahhhh PISS OFF!

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New bathrooms in upper hall. Just going to say it now- second stall is MINE.

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!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!???????????????!!!!?????????!!!!!!!! #Heated

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Can I hit threes, you ask? Why don't you ask my Amazon Echo that I won at halftime of the Bradley game for my sharpshooting?!!